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So, i was at a used car lot the other day and had the strangest experience. The car salesman said he had this car that he sincerely believed everyone should drive. He said this car had a manual that he, as the salesman, abides by. The car had no engine so I said logically this car cannot run. He said that I only needed to have faith and it would run. I looked in the manual and saw that it said it runs on grass. I questioned him on this and he said everything in the manual isn't supposed to be taken literally. He showed me how generations of people have bought this car in the past, although none had actually ever driven it. When i told him I didn't believe the car was worthwhile, he said he had pity on me, and I left.

When logic doesn't apply, I am supposed to have faith. When things don't add up, I am not supposed to read too literally into what is said. The masses believe in it, so should I. When I don't believe, those who do pity me.

Was this a religious experience?

2006-09-06 07:24:31 · 11 answers · asked by Marcello 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

No.
This is a story you made up.
Cheap shot........

2006-09-06 07:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hallelujah!

2006-09-06 14:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would love a grass powered car!

2006-09-06 14:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by pinacoladasundae 3 · 0 0

Moe of a religious test

2006-09-06 14:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not really a question but WOW
this is the greatest way to say what i mean i have heard
Kudos my man Kudos

2006-09-06 14:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by staci m 4 · 0 0

that is probably the most interesting analogy ive read about religion on here. i have to agree completely with that.

2006-09-06 14:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have clearly seen the light.

2006-09-06 14:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0 0

No, because he didn't start a war over it.

2006-09-06 14:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

No, it sounds as if you relied on your good common sense!!

2006-09-06 14:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by katlvr125 7 · 0 0

A herd of castrated bulls................

2006-09-06 14:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0 0

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