Which Part of BIBLE is true and which is false who know,s ? The book is contradicted by itself?

Question

If all this is false then how much of the bible is true?
74. A woman of Canaan besought Jesus
Matt 15:22
It was a Greek woman who besought Him
Mark 7:26
75. Two blind men besought Jesus
Matt 20:30
Only one blind man besought Him
Luke 18:35,38
76. Christ was crucified at the third hour
Mark 15:25
Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour
John 19:14,15
77. The two thieves reviled Christ.
Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32
Only one of the thieves reviled Christ
Luke 23:39,40
78. Satan entered into Judas while at supper
John 13:27
Satan entered into him before the supper
Luke 22:3,4,7
79. Judas committed suicide by hanging
Matt 27:5
Judas did not hang himself, but died another way
Acts 1:18
80. The potter's field was purchased by Judas
Acts 1:18
The potter's field was purchased by the Chief Priests
Matt 27:6,7

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81. There was but one woman who came to the sepulchre
John 20:1
There were two women who came to the sepulchre
Matt 28:1
82. There were three women who came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:1
There were more than three women who came to the sepulchre
Luke 24:10
83. It was at sunrise when they came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:2
It was some time before sunrise when they came.
John 20:1
84. There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulchre, and
they were standing up.
Luke 24:4
There was but one angel seen, and he was sitting down.
Matt 28:2,5
85. There were two angels seen within the sepulchre.
John 20:11,12
There was but one angel seen within the sepulchre
Mark 16:5
86. Christ was to be three days and three nights in the grave
Matt 12:40
Christ was but two days and two nights in the grave
Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9>
87. Holy ghost bestowed at pentecost
Acts 1:8,5
Holy ghost bestowed before pentecost
John 20:22

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88. The disciples were commanded immediately after the
resurrection to go into Galilee
Matt 28:10
The disciples were commanded immediately after the
resurrection to go tarry at Jerusalem
Luke 24:49
89. Jesus first appeared to the eleven disciples in a room at
Jerusalem
Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19
Jesus first appeared to the eleven on a mountain in Galilee
Matt 28:16,17
90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet
Acts 1:9,12
Christ ascended from Bethany
Luke 24:50,51
91. Paul's attendants heard the miraculous voice, and stood
speechless
Acts 9:7
Paul's attendants heard not the voice and were prostrate
Acts 26:14
92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan
Gen 12:5
Abraham went not knowing where
Heb 11:8
93. Abraham had two sons
Gal 4:22
Abraham had but one son
Heb 11:17
94. Keturah was Abraham's wife
Gen 25:1
Keturah was Abraham's concubine
1 Chron 1:32
95. Abraham begat a son when he was a hundred years old, by the
interposition of Providence
Gen 21:2/ Rom

Not the Trinity Nor 3 gods but One God.......How many gods does the Bible teach exist?
Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Exodus 20: 3
Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God [is] one LORD. Deuteronomy 6: 4
Hath not one God created us? Malachi 2: 10
And the scribe said unto him, Well, Master, thou hast said the truth: for there is one God;
and thereis none other but he Jesus
saw that he answered discreetly. Mark 12: 32, 34
And this is life eternal that they might know thee, the only true God, and Jesus Christ
whom you have sent.John 17: 3
[There is] none other God but one. 1 Corinthians 8: 4
But to us [there is but] one God. 1 Corinthians 8: 6
One God and Father of all. Ephesians 4: 6
For [there is] one God. 1 Timothy 2: 5
Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and

THAT,S TRUE BUT FALSE IS THIS BELLOW

There is one God. He exists eternally in three persons, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. (There is no "Trinity" in the Bible

Answer 1

Can God be the author of confusion and contradiction?

i) I John 5:7 which hinted at the Trinity is taken out of every modern version of the Bible as it is not to be found in the most ancient manuscripts (that they have access to today).

There is therefore no longer any verse in the Bible which preaches three gods as one. The Koran preaches that God is one indivisible, and not a trinity ( Koran 4:171)

ii) II Samuel 24 :1 says that God incited David to number Israel .
I Chronicles 21:1 says that Satan incited David to number Israel. God and Satan are not synonymous.

iii) II Chronicles 36:9 says that Jehoiachin was 8 years old when he became king.
II Kings 24:8 says Jehoiachin was 18 years old when he became king.

A difference of 10 years

iv) II Samuel 10:18 talks about David slew the men of 700 chariots of the Syrians and 40,000 horsemen and Shobach the commander.
I Chronicles 1:18 says that David slew the men of 7000 chariots and 40,000 footmen

Contradiction: one says 700 the other 7000. One says 40,000 horsemen(cavalry), the other 40,000 footmen (infantry).

v) I Chronicles 9:25 says that Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots.
I Kings 4:26 says that he had 40,000 stalls for horses

A difference of 36,000.

vi) Ezra 2:5 talks about an exile Arah having 775 sons.
Nehemiah 7:10 talks about the same exile Arah having 652 sons.

vii) John the Baptist contradicts Jesus.

According to Jesus, John the Baptist was Elijah in his 2nd coming Matthew 17:11.

John the Baptist denied being Elijah when the priests and Levites questioned him
(John 1:19-21).

viii) Was Jesus put on a cross (Stauron in Greek) Mark 15:11 or on a tree (Ksulon in Greek) I Peter 2:24

ix) John 3:13 Jesus says that none has ascended into heaven except the son of man who descended from heaven.

This contradicts II Kings 2:11 which says that Elijah ascended into heaven.

x) The Genealogy of Jesus.

a) From David to Jesus 41 names (generations) are given by Matthew [although he claims
there are 42] as against the 26 names [generations] given by Luke [Luke 3]. A difference
of 15 whole generations in the genealogy of the same man.

Matthew mentions that Jesus was the seed of David through Solomon while Luke says that Jesus was the seed of David through Nathan [Solomon's brother]. This is a contradiction as the seed of David could never reach Jesus through Solomon and his brother Nathan at the same time. According to Matthew Jesus' grandfather is Jacob [the father of Joseph] while according to Luke it is Heli.

xi) Luke doesn't claim inspiration of his Gospel by God. He wrote it because he knew of the events and it "seemed good to him" ( Luke 1:1-5). Also see I Corinthians 7:25 where Paul, in this specific case says that he's informing without God's commandment. II Timothy 3:16 is presented to "prove" that all of the Bible is God's inspiration, the above 2 references apart from the many others disprove that.

The point is that the Bible itself doesn't claim to be completely from God (as a whole by name). That is what the Muslim point of view is also. Since God is all- Knowing and isn't the author of confusion, the above references cannot be from God.

"How can you say that we are wise and that the law of the Lord is with us but behold, the false pen of the scribe has made it into a lie." Bible. Jeremiah 8:8

"Woe to those who write the Book with their own hands and then say:"This is from God", that they may trade it for some miserable gain. So woe to them for what their hands do write and woe to them for what they gain with it." Koran 2:79

This paper is not intended to be an attack on the Bible but is supposed to be an objective study and is recommended to be used as such. Indeed if similar mistakes were found in the Koran, I would gladly reject it as being God's word based on its own test:

"Do they not carefully consider the Koran? If it had been for anyone other than Allah (God), it would contain many contradictions. " (Koran 4:82)

May God guide us always closer to the truth.

THE BIBLE AND PEACE:
20:29-30 The Israelites smite 100,000 Syrian soldiers in one day. A wall falls on 27,000 remaining Syrians.
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2KI NGS2:23-24 Forty-two children are mauled and killed, presumably according to the will of God, for having jeered at a man of God.
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2KI NGS5:27 Elisha curses Gehazi and his descendants forever with leprosy.
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2KINGS 6:29 "So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."
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2KINGS 9:30-37 Jehu has Jezebel killed. Her body is trampled by horses. Dogs eat her flesh so that only her skull, feet, and the palms of her hands remain.
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2KINGS 10:7 Jehu has Ahab's seventy sons beheaded, then sends the heads to their father.
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2KINGS 10:14 Jehu has forty-two of Ahab's kin killed.
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2KINGS 10:17 "And when he came to Samaria, he slew all that remained to Ahab in Samaria, till he had wiped them out, according to the word of the Lord ...."
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2KINGS 10:19-27 Jehu uses trickery to massacre the Baal worshippers.
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2KINGS 14:5, 7 Amaziah kills his servants and then 10,000 Edomites.
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2KINGS 15:3-5 Even though he did what was right in the eyes of the Lord, the Lord smites Azariah with leprosy for not having removed the "high places."
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2KINGS 15:16 Menahem ripped open all the women who were pregnant.
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2KINGS 19:35 An angel of the Lord kills 185,000 men.
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2CHRONICLES 13:17 500,000 Israelites are slaughtered.
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2CHRONICLES 21:4 Jehoram slays all his brothers.
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PSALMS 144:1 God is praised as the one who trains hands for war and fingers for battle
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ISAIAH 49:26 The Lord will cause the oppressors of the Israelite's toeat their own flesh and to become drunk on their own blood as with wine.
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EZEKIEL 6:12-13 The Lord says: "... they will fall by the sword, famine and plague. He that is far away will die of the plague, and he that is near will fall by the sword, and he that survives and is spared will die of famine. So will I spend my wrath upon them. And they will know I am the Lord, when the people lie slain among their idols around their altars, on every high hill and on all the mountaintops, under every spreading tree and every leafy oak ...."
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EZEKIEL 9:4-6 The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women ...."
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EZEKIEL 20:26 In order that he might horrify them, the Lord allowed the Israelites to defile themselves through, amongst other things, the sacrifice of their first-born children.
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EZEKIEL 21:3-4 The Lord says that he will cut off both the righteous and the wicked that his sword shall go against all flesh.
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EZEKIEL 23:25,47 God is going to slay the sons and daughters of those who were whores.
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HOSEA 13:16 "They shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up."

MATTHEW 11:21-24 Jesus curses [the inhabitants of] three cities who were not sufficiently impressed with his great works.

THE BIBLE AND SLAVERY
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"Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God."
- Colossians 3:22
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"Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the foward.
- 1 Peter 2:18
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"Let as many servants as are under your yoke count their own masters worthy of all honor, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed."
- 1 Timothy 6:1
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"Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ."
- Ephesians 6:5
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"Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; not purloining, but showing good
fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things."
- Titus 2:9-10
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"And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a
day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money."
- Exodus 21:20-21
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"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. If he came in by himself, he shall go out
by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. If his master has given him a wife, and she has born him sons or daughters; the
wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself.
And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go free: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges;
he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever."
- Exodus 21:2-6
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"Both thy bondsmen, and thy bondsmaids, which thou shall have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondsmen and bondsmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession...
- Leviticus 25:44-45

THE BOOK OF JUDGES ("HOLY" BIBLE)

JG 3:29 The Israelites kill about 10,000 Moabites.
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JG 3:31 (A restatement.) Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an oxgoad.
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JG 4:21 Jael takes a tent stake and hammers it through the head of Sisera, fastening it to the ground.
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JG 7:19-25 The Gideons defeat the Midianites, slay their princes, cut off their heads, and bring the heads back to Gideon.
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JG 8:15-21 The Gideons slaughter the men of Penuel.
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JG 9:45 Abimalech and his men kill all the people in the city.
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JG 11:29-39 Jepthah sacrifices his beloved daughter, his only child, according to a vow he has made with the Lord.
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JG 14:19 The Spirit of the Lord comes upon a man and causes him to slay thirty men.
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JG 15:15 Samson slays 1000 men with the jawbone of an ***.
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JG 16:27-30 Samson, with the help of the Lord, pulls down the pillars of the Philistine house and causes his own death and that of 3000 other men and women.
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JG 18:27 The Danites slay the quiet and unsuspecting people of Laish.
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JG 20:43-48 The Israelites smite 25,000+ "men of valor" from amongst the Benjamites, "men and beasts and all that they found," and set their towns on fire.
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JG 21:10-12 "... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." They do so and find four hundred young virgins whom they bring back for their own use.

1 SAMUEL AND 2 SAMUEL ("HOLY BIBLE").
1SA 6:19 God kills seventy men (or so) for looking into the Ark (at him?). (Note: The early Israelites apparently thought the Ark to be God's abode.)
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1SA 11:11 With the Lord's blessing, Saul and his men cut down the Ammonites.
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1SA 15:3, 7-8 "This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep,
camel and *** ....' And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword."
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1SA 14:31 Jonathan and his men strike down the Philistines.
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1SA 15:33 "Samuel hewed Agag in pieces before the Lord ...."
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1SA 18:7 The women sing as they make merry: "Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands."
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1SA 18:27 David murders 200 Philistines, then cuts off their foreskins.
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1SA 30:17 David smites the Amalekites.
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2SA 4:7-8 Rechan and Baanah kill Ish-bosheth, behead him, and take his head to David.
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2SA 4:12 David has Rechan and Baanah killed, their hands and feet cut off, and their bodies hanged by the pool at Hebron.
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2SA 5:25 "And David did as the Lord commanded him, and smote the Philistines ...."
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2SA 8:1-18 (A listing of some of David's murderous conquests.)
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2SA 8:4 David hamstrung all but a few of the horses.
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2SA 8:5 David slew 22,000 Syrians.
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2SA 8:13 David slew 18,000 Edomites in the valley of salt and made the rest slaves.
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2SA 10:18 David slew 47,000+ Syrians.
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2SA 11:14-27 David has Uriah killed so that he can marry Uriah's wife, Bathsheba.
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2SA 12:1, 19 The Lord strikes David's child dead for the sin that David has committed.

THE BOOK OF KINGS ("HOLY" BIBLE).

1KI 2:24-25 Solomon has Adonijah murdered.
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1KI 2:29-34 Solomon has Joab murdered.
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1KI 2:46 Solomon has Shime-i murdered.
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1KI 13:15-24 A man is killed by a lion for eating bread and drinking water in a place where the Lord had previously told him not to. This is in spite of the fact that the man had subsequently been lied to by a prophet who told the man that an angel of the Lord said that it would be all right to eat and drink there.

i) 1 samuel 18:27: Wherefore, David arose and he went he and his men and slew of the Philistines two hundred men and then guess what he did????? he chopped off their penis foreskins and gave them to Saul so that he could have his daughter michele as wife.
ii)Isaiah 36:12:" but Rabshakeh said.....has he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, THAT THEY MAY EAT THIER OWN DUNG AND DRINK THEIR OWN PISS WITH YOU.
Non-Existent Prophecies
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Matthew 2:23 "that which was spoken by the prophets, 'He shall be called a Nazarene.'" The words Nazareth / Nazarene are not even found in the Old Testament. Use a word search.
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Matthew 27:9-10 In reference to the potter's field being bought with thirty pieces of silver, quoting Jeremiah in the Old Testament. This is not in
Jeremiah at all.
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Luke 24:46 & I Cor.15:4 After Jesus resurrected, he said, "Thus it is written, and thus it behooved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead
the third day." This is a non-existent prophecy. There is no reference to a third day resurrection anywhere in the Old Testament.

MEDIA AND MODERN RESEARCH


"In their relentless search for "the historical Jesus," various Biblical Scholars argue that the Gospel stories of the empty tomb and Jesus'
post-resurrection appearances are fictions devised long after his death to justify claims of his divinity." (Rethinking the Resurrection, Newsweek. April 8 1996, page 42)

"While belivers through the ages have echoed Peter's faith-filled declaration, "You are the Christ, the Son of the living God," some modern scholars say that historical evidence reveals a much different portrait of Jesus than the one in Christian creeds." (In search of Jesus, U.S.News & World Report, April 8 1996, page 47)

What do they say about the Bible?

"For another, the post-resurrection stories contain a variety of factual discrepancies about the main characters, places, times and the messages attributed to the Risen Jesus. For example, the Gospel of Matthew has Jesus appearing first to Mary Magdalene and other woman. Luke gives the
first appearance to Peter, and (with the exception of a later addition to his Gospel) Mark contains no post-Resurrection appearances at all. Luke's Gospel says that Jesus appeared to the apostels in the Jerusalem area; Matthew says it was in Galilee." (Rethinking the Resurrection, Newsweek. April 8 1996, page 44)

"Many sholars think the gospels are unreliable records since they were written as proclamation, not objective history, decades after Jesus's
death." (In search of Jesus, U.S.News & World Report, April 8 1996, page 47)

"There are, after all, four Gospels, whose actual writing, most scholars have come to acknowledge, was done not by the Apostles but by their anonymous followers (or their follower's followers). Each presented a somewhat different picture of Jesus's life. (The search for Jesus, TIME,
April 8 1996, page 38)


THE BIBLE AND WOMEN

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
(Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

"And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire."
(Leviticus 21:9)

"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days;
according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." (Leviticus 12:2)

"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (I Corinthians 11:3)

"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." (I Corinthians 11:8-9)

Jesus a baby killer??

"Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works." (Revelation 2:22-23)

On witches:

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Whoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. He that sacrificeth unto any god, save to the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed." (Exodus 22:18-20)

Don't Harm the man but take the woman:

"Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good
unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." (Judges 19:24-25)

Silence The Woman:
"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)

Stone them:

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;" (Deuteronomy 22:22)

"Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you." (Deuteronomy 22:24)

Best way to get your choice bride is to rape her or have adultry with her according to
the Bible:

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of
silvers, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

Wives submit to your husbands as if they are Gods According to the Bible:

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything. " (Ephesians 5:22-24)

Women have to shut up according to the Bible:

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)

Husband rules over the wife according to the Bible:

"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Genesis 3:16)

God rips pregnant women according to the Bible:

"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces,
and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

Women's wickedness is the worst:

"Give me any plague, but the plague of the heart: and any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman." (Eccles. 25:13)

"Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die." (Eccles. 25:22)

"If she go not as thou wouldest have her, cut her off from thy flesh, and give her a bill of divorce, and let her go." (Eccles. 25: 26)

"The whoredom of a woman may be known in her haughty looks and eyelids. If thy daughter be shameless, keep her in straitly, lest she abuse
herself through overmuch liberty." (Eccles. 26:9-10)

"A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman
is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Eccles. 26:14-15)

"A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog; but she that is shamefaced will fear the Lord." (Eccles.26:25)

"For from garments cometh a moth, and from women wickedness. Better is the churlishness of a man than a courteous woman, a woman, I say, which bringeth shame and reproach." (Eccles. 42:13-14)

Biblical Pornography:

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For
she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." (Ezekiel 23: 20-21)

"and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." (Ezekiel 23:
21, NRSV)

Cain took eve as wife?? Or what happened. Something's wrong here: For when he married there was NO other woman.

"And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch." (Genesis 4:17)

David Danced Naked (where were the Papparazzi?)

"And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod. So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the LORD with shouting, and with the sound of the trumpet.

And as the ark of the LORD came into the city of David, Michal Saul's daughter looked through a window, and saw king David leaping and dancing
before the LORD; and she despised him in her heart." (II Samuel 6:14-16)

"Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious was the king of
Israel today, who uncovered himself to day in the eyes of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows shamelessly uncovereth
himself!" (II Samuel 6:20)

Bible suggests eating human faeces (s**t)

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus
shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

And of course when you eat you need to wash it down with:

"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?" (II Kings 18:27)

Anyone for Dove's dung??

"And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ***'s head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver." (II Kings 6:25)

"And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son...." (II Kings 6:28-29)

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"Look, I am against you!- declares Yahweh Saboath- I shall lift your skirts as high as your face and show your nakedness to the nations, your shame to the kingdoms. I shall pelt you with filth." (Nahum 3:6)

"If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it." (Malachi 2:2-3)

"Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls." (Micah 1:8)

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Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. (Isaiah 16:11)

Hear ye, Hear ye, No pissing on the wall OR:

"therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jerobo'am, and will cut off from Jerobo'am him that pisseth against the wall..." (I Kings 14:10)

"And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends."
( I Kings 16:11)

God wants you to see a nude prophet:

"At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy lions, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for
a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia; So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives,
young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt." (Isaiah 20:2-4)

Don't lose your privates or the God of the Bible wont have you:

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." (Deuteronomy
23:1-2)

Rabbits dont chew cud:

LEV 11:6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

The meekest man would never say that he was the meekest :o)

Num.12:3: "Now the man Moses was very meek, above all the men which were upon the fact of the earth."

The meek man's wrath:

Num.31:14, 17, 18: "And Moses was wroth...And Moses said unto them, "Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman, ... But all the women children ... keep alive for yourselves."

What were the last words of Jesus:

Matt.27:46,50: "And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, "Eli, eli, lama sabachthani?" that is to say, "My God, my God,
why hast thou forsaken me?" ...Jesus, when he cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost."

Luke23:46: "And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, "Father, unto thy hands I commend my spirit:" and having said thus, he gave up the ghost."

John19:30: "When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, "It is finished:" and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost."

To see or not to see God:

God CAN be seen:

"And I will take away my hand, and thou shalt see my backparts." (Ex. 33:23)

"And the Lord spake to Moses face to face, as a man speaketh to his friend." (Ex. 33:11)

"For I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved." (Gen. 32:30)

OR= God CANNOT be seen:

"No man hath seen God at any time." (John 1:18)

"And he said, Thou canst not see my face; for there shall no man see me and live." (Ex. 33:20)

"Whom no man hath seen nor can see." (1 Tim. 6:16)

Peter's denial:

Before the cock crow - Matthew 26:34

Before the cock crow twice - Mark 14:30

MAR 14:72 And the second time the cock crew. And Peter called to mind the word that Jesus said unto him, Before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. And when he thought thereon, he wept.

MAT 26:74 Then began he to curse and to swear, saying, I know not the man. And immediately the cock crew.

MAT 26:75 And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. And he went out, and
wept bitterly.

LUK 22:60 And Peter said, Man, I know not what thou sayest. And immediately, while he yet spake, the cock crew.

LUK 22:61 And the Lord turned, and looked upon Peter. And Peter remembered the word of the Lord, how he had said unto him, Before the
cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

JOH 13:38 Jesus answered him, Wilt thou lay down thy life for my sake? Verily, verily, I say unto thee, The cock shall not crow, still thou hast denied me thrice.

JOH 18:27 Peter then denied again: and immediately the cock crew.

How many children did Michael daughter of saul have??

SA2 6:23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

SA2 21:8 But the king took the two sons of Rizpah the daughter of Aiah, whom she bare unto Saul, Armoni and Mephibosheth; and the five sons of
Michal the daughter of Saul, whom she brought up for Adriel the son of Barzillai the Meholathite:

Let us Judge:

1 Cor 2:15 " The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment:" (NIV)

1 Cor 4:5 " Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and
will expose the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God."

Jesus' second coming:

MAT 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

MAR 13:30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.

LUK 21:32 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.

1 thessalonians 4:15-18

"Holy" Bible And the Prophets:

Abraham married his sis (Genesis 20:12)

Lot had incest with his daughters who begat his children (Genesis 19:30)

David had adultry with bathsheba (2 Samuel 11:1-7)

Solomon worshipped idols (1 Kings 11:4)

Noah was a drunkard and lay naked in his intoxication (Genesis 9:20)

Aaron led people to worship the golden calf (Exodus 32:2-11)

Jesus was seen as a wine bibber (Matthew 11:19; Luke 7:34)

Jacob was a deceiver (Genesis 27)

and ofcourse Isaiah was a nudist and none other than God asked him to walk naked for three years :o).

Christians while they read the Koran, come across the aya in the Koran which talks about Jesus speaking from the cradle, and they have a big laugh and say its prepostrous.

However, since today we can make even inanimate objects talk, for example computers, the one who makes the faculties of speech, much more complex than a computer software can easily make his creation talk. Any one heard about the art of voice throwing?

However what the Christian doesn't realize is that the holy bible also takes great pride in suggesting:

Matthew 21:16
"And Jesus said unto them,,"Yes, have you never read,'Out of the mouth of BABES AND SUCKLINGS thou has brought perfect praise'?

On wine or not to wine?

Proverbs 31:6-7 "Give strong drink to him who is ready to perish, and wine to those hthat be of heavy hearts. Let him drink and forget his poverty and remember his misery no more."

That is what the homeless in new york are doing, drinking and forgetting their misery but in the process create a viscious cycle in whch the
alcohol keeps them on the road being the leading cause and commanality about all homeless. But hey, the holy of holies says do it!

But wait a minute the holiness says something else too (hmmmmm)

Proverbs 20:1 (just 11 chapters earlier):"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is a ragingand whomsoever is deceived thereby is not wise."

wow, amen to that, hmm but the Bible got self deceived!

Cretionism myths dont agree with themselves :o), and then ladies and gentlemen
there was Man :o)

Man was created AFTER the other animals (Genesis 1:25-26), now wait a minute
Man was created BEFORE the other animals Genesis 2:18-19.

SERMON ON THE MOUNT OR PLAIN?

Hey all, anyone heard of the SERMON on the MOUNT?? (Matthew 5:1,2)?? Nice stuff
but hey know what, good ole Luke says it was on a PLAIN (Luke 6:17.20), wow ever heard of the sermon on the plain??

GREEK OR NOT SO GREEK?

Was it a GREEK woman who sought Jesus since her daughter was ill (Mark 7:26) or was it a woman of CANAAN (mark 15:22).

HOW MANY WOMEN?
How many women went to the sephulchre after Jesus' "cruci-fiction" on the first day of the week. Whatever your answer is , guess what youre correct!

Was it one (John 20:1) Or was it two (Matthew 28:1) or wait a minute was it three??(Mark 16:1) NAH, he was a popular guy must be more than three (Luke 24:10)

THE RESTING GOD:

1.God got tired and rested (Exodus 31:17) BUT ALSO God never rests or gets tired (Isaiah 40:28)

THE UNKNOWING GOD:

2.God sees and knows everythig (Prov 15:3) BUT THEN he doesnt see and know everything and its possible to hide from him (Genesis 3:8; Genesis 18:20-21)


Note: In regards to Genesis 18 & 19, see my thorough refutation to the trinity lie that was invented using them.



THE TEMPTING GOD:

3.God doesnt tempt anyone (James 1:13) BUT THEN ALAS, God tempted Abraham (Genesis 22:1 ) and deceived Jeremiah (Jeremiah 20:7)- sniff :o(

THE LYING GOD:

4.God doesnt lie (Hebrews 6:18) BUT THEN God sent LYING SPIRITS to lie to people (1 Kings 22:23)

THE NOT-SO-SURE GOD

5. God forbids the making of IMAGES (Exodus 20:4) BUT ALAS GOD commands that images of cherubims be made (Exodus 25:18,20)

THE END OF JUDAS?

6. Judah hung himself and comitted suicide (Matthew 27:5); OR Did he die when his bowels split open (poor fellow cant agree on his death even ) Acts 1:18

Don't lose your privates or the God of the Bible wont have you:

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." (Deuteronomy
23:1-2)

Answer 2

I'll do some

in general you are not allowing the normal use of language, the differences of writing to different audiences and short summaries of larger events, possibly combining multiple events and also sometimes focusing on one individual for emphasis in a group not mentioning others

the Bible is not written in the style of 21st century journalism, it is written in the style of the day and may leave off details for emphasis or focus

these have long been explained and are nothing new. Some are admittedly more diffiuclt than others



A woman of the area cannan can still be greek
74. A woman of Canaan besought Jesus
Matt 15:22
It was a Greek woman who besought Him
Mark 7:26

one writer might focus on one person in a group
75. Two blind men besought Jesus
Matt 20:30
Only one blind man besought Him
Luke 18:35,38


Mark is Roman time, John is Hebrew time
76. Christ was crucified at the third hour
Mark 15:25
Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour
John 19:14,15

this is a way of saying one repented
77. The two thieves reviled Christ.
Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32
Only one of the thieves reviled Christ
Luke 23:39,40

Satan was working on the guy more than once
78. Satan entered into Judas while at supper
John 13:27
Satan entered into him before the supper
Luke 22:3,4,7

Judas hung himself and the rope could break and fall
79. Judas committed suicide by hanging
Matt 27:5
Judas did not hang himself, but died another way
Acts 1:18

It was the money Judas 'earned' no diff
80. The potter's field was purchased by Judas
Acts 1:18
The potter's field was purchased by the Chief Priests
Matt 27:6,7

these stories are short summaries of multiple events
81. There was but one woman who came to the sepulchre
John 20:1
There were two women who came to the sepulchre
Matt 28:1
82. There were three women who came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:1
There were more than three women who came to the sepulchre
Luke 24:10


The left before sunrise... there could be multiple trips as well
83. It was at sunrise when they came to the sepulchre
Mark 16:2
It was some time before sunrise when they came.
John 20:1

short summaries of longer events, two angels can stand, one can leave and the other can sit...??? also a writer can focus on one person in a group for emphasis not mentioneing the other
84. There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulchre, and
they were standing up.
Luke 24:4
There was but one angel seen, and he was sitting down.
Matt 28:2,5
85. There were two angels seen within the sepulchre.
John 20:11,12
There was but one angel seen within the sepulchre
Mark 16:5

if part of a day and a anight is a day and night by use of the language you could say either way
86. Christ was to be three days and three nights in the grave
Matt 12:40
Christ was but two days and two nights in the grave

the second was figurative foreshadowing what would come
Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9>
87. Holy ghost bestowed at pentecost
Acts 1:8,5
Holy ghost bestowed before pentecost
John 20:22

the second is not so... after meeting with Jesus in Galillee
they go to Jerusalem...
The disciples were commanded immediately after the
resurrection to go into Galilee
Matt 28:10
The disciples were commanded immediately after the
resurrection to go tarry at Jerusalem


Luke 24:49
89. Jesus first appeared to the eleven disciples in a room at
Jerusalem
***it doesnt say first in the next******
Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19
Jesus first appeared to the eleven on a mountain in Galilee

Matt 28:16,17
90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet
Acts 1:9,12
***psstttt Bethany is near Mt Olivet same diff**
Christ ascended from Bethany
Luke 24:50,51

possibly they can hear noise but not understand the language
91. Paul's attendants heard the miraculous voice, and stood
speechless
Acts 9:7
Paul's attendants heard not the voice and were prostrate
Acts 26:14

he didnt know the exact specific place he could know the general one
92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan
Gen 12:5
Abraham went not knowing where

his dearest son in the second
its a normal use of language
Heb 11:8
93. Abraham had two sons
Gal 4:22
Abraham had but one son

ooooo cmon!!!! Abraham married Keturah after Saah died
you didnt even read the story!!
Heb 11:17
94. Keturah was Abraham's wife
Gen 25:1
Keturah was Abraham's concubine

Answer 3

I don't think it is a question of what is true or false about the bible. I don't believe the bible was ever intended to be taken so literally. I see the bible more as a collection of stories or parable intended to teach lessons. Much the same as Aesops Fables, or the ancient stories of Greek and Roman mythology. I agree there are major falsehoods and contradictions in the bible but what do you expect from a book written by men, re-written and edited by other men over the course of over 300 years, re-written and interrupted again by others. A better name for the bible would be The Big Book of Christian Mythology because that is exactly what it is.

Answer 4

I bet you'd be a hoot on a jury trial.

There were lots of people who came to Jesus, it wasn't a Hollywood or made for TV film. Interesting thing on some TV shows, though, they give you a scene at the beginning that leads you in thinking you know what happened, then play it again with missing pieces later to show that the snippet you saw wasn't the whole story. Drat, we can only do that on TV, that never happens in real life.

Take the Judas stuff. When is supper supper? When an evil spirit enters a person, is it so hard that once he's in he's stuck? He can't just come and go when he wishes? Something you might ask some cops about who may have been at a suicide scene, did they (the dead person) ever deficate when killing themselves? Judas went and hung himself. He threw himself headlong and his bowels gushed out. Yep, wrapped a rope around his neck, took a dive out of the tree to make it good and his dying body wasn't holding his poop in anymore. Judas had thrown the money back at the priests, the priests refused it, and Judas' money bought the field, wow, that was hard.

I can find more mistakes in a Truman Capote tale. Give it a rest. If you don't want to believe it, don't.

Answer 5

Countering Bible Contradictions
http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/bible.htm

Answer 6

Because the Bible is simply a book compiled by man in 325CE (COMMON ERA, there's other people in the world besides Christians) that has been edited, translated, and manipulated for about 2,000 years. If you read the Pauline books, it tells you that being a slave and having slaves is ok! You have to take it with a grain of salt...the big issues are what's important, like doing unto others as you would have them do unto you...

Answer 7

What you hae in the Bible is three seperae accounts of the same story. so it should stand to reason that they are not all identical. Of course, none of them are "true" in a litteral sense. If you ask me the Gospel of Judas and The Gospel of Barnabas are the two that make the most sense to me.


When the soldiers came for Jesus they took Judas instead as they could not tell the christians apart from one another. Judas at the trial, or course denied being Jesus which only lead to his torture and eventual execution. Then obviously jesus is seen preching on the mount and there is your miracle.

Answer 8

If you have 4 eye witness accounts from 4 different people. What sounds more fishy? All 4 accounts being exactly the same or all 4 accounts being relatively the same but with small variations? If they were exactly the same I think it'd be way more suspicious and I would have thought they were just conspiring together.. but since there are slight modifications to the same basic themes I propose the Bible is only proved more true.

Answer 9

Ask three people who witnessed an accident just what took place. You may get three different stories.
According to your comments, it seems that more than one person saw jesus healing the blind...so what difference does it make if it was one or two blind folks or whether Judas entered before or during the Super??? The important thing is that Judas was present during the super and more than one person saw him. This confirms that it's the truth. Yes?

Answer 10

Here is an example:

76. Christ was crucified at the third hour
Mark 15:25

Well, it's true.

Now, you wrote:
Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour
John 19:14,15

Well, where did you find it?

I found on the Net:

"And it was the parasceve of the passover, about the sixth hour" (ver. 14).
Check for yourself:

http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/1701117.htm

I don't check the others, but if one is not true...

...You can't catch things from where you want just to say the Bible is false. Go to ask it to those who spend years to study everything about Bible, Church, Religion and so on, then come here and talk about it. If you don't believe in God, it's your business, not of ours. As I don't demand you to learn every single word of the Bible (it's a nonsense, isn't it?), you shouldn't come here to say:" beware of God! He doesn't exist!" and other things like this...it's not fair.

...RESPECT EVERYONE LIKE HE/SHE RESPECTS YOU.

THANK YOU.

P.S.: I recommend you to go sometimes to the church, just to listen what your priest or pastor wants to tell you. Just listen to his words, and don't think: "It's words from God, I don't believe them". Then, whenever you want, just go out and think:"what did he say?"

I wouldn't want to say this directly to you, but there are many people who speak and say things, without being sure of what they are saying.

Answer 11

the book was writen by men...in the begining of christianity there were many gospells, including one from marie magdalene and one from judas...in that time..any ...leader of a worship fellowship would read out from the gospells..many of them...and would some times also write their own...as catholisism saw this..they decided it was too complicated....to have all this books...all this stories...that are people's points of view really...and they discarded what they didnt want...and kept what they wanted...what suited the purpose..this is no theory..this is what was found by a study by the national geographic...christianity is a made up conjucture...of believes...at some point they were just groupies of Jesus..and then they gained so much momentum that they began a religion...but the gospells..if you ever read them all..they all speak of the same situations...just...different points of views....