Jesus vs Jim Darwin for President
you know where he stands, you know where I stand,
you must choose your vote and cast it wisely
2006-09-06 06:36:22 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus will not lower himself to participate in politics.
There is nobody else I can think of that I would rather vote for than our own Jimmy Darwin!! I'm sure he'd make a GREAT prez!!
NOW can I be the secretary of the treasury? PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE???????
2006-09-06 06:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Given that Jesus is dead, I wouldn't vote for him lol. USA deserves an alive president - lol.
Jim Darwin? I don't know him. Nothing proves to me that he is able to wear the responsibilities of a president.
But he can only be better than a skeleton, given that he is alive.
So I would vote Jim D - no other choice (except blank vote, but well... I suppose I am not allowed to).
2006-09-06 09:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim Darwin!
2006-09-06 06:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jim Darwin of course
2006-09-06 06:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by gwad_is_a_myth 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Definitely Jim Darwin!
You have my vote.
2006-09-06 08:48:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim Darwin and yes I believe that is casting my vote wisely.
2006-09-06 08:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but this is the first time I have to choose against you Jim. now, this assumes we would be getting the miracle worker of the bible. he was obviously a liberal Jew, and not for the rich. No Christian could complain about any policy, and the Constitution would (hopefully) protect us against him going to far. At least when he said "god talks to me" he wouldn't just sound like a nutty hick.
2006-09-06 11:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JIM DARWIN (if I was American)
They always say not to waste your vote!!!
Love;
Future Intern
2006-09-06 06:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the men with campaign finance money come saying , "we have some compromises in mind for you..." .. What will you say in response ?
Just kidding .. you can have my vote for now .. but I reserve my right to a last minute change of heart and mind, always .. that right is the essence of Democracy ...
Taft, Bullmoose Teddy Roosevelt, or Wilson? .. America chose Wilson that time ...
2006-09-06 16:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-09-06 06:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by Bruce Leroy - The Last Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jim Darwin!
now, about the vice presidency....
2006-09-06 06:39:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋