This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "Ah built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."
"But ye screw ONE sheep...."
2006-09-06 06:34:11 · 11 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha
2006-09-06 06:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
McGregor... weird, I just changed my comp. screensaver to a very nice Ewan McGregor pic. funny Leo... =)
2006-09-07 14:20:06 · answer #2 · answered by kg1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
What you do right will often go unnoticed but what you do wrong will always get recognition.
2006-09-06 14:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That was soooooo funny!!! Good one, I'll share with my friends.
2006-09-06 14:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. the guys I work with thought so to.
2006-09-06 13:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by STEVE-0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-07 10:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny too!!!
2006-09-06 13:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....that's kind of an odd one.
2006-09-06 13:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by troublemaker_4_life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-06 14:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ewe" are funny.
2006-09-06 14:35:20 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋