With the nifty Jesus patch you too can upgrade to God version 2.0. No longer is he the Jewish tribal war God, the God of Hosts. With the Jesus upgrade God is now a God of love and compassion. You can find the Jesus upgrade at any build displaying the torture symbol of crucifixion commonly called a cross.
To download the Jesus upgrade just have one of Christianities God technicians immerse you in some water for the high speed connection to God. The Jesus patch downloads into your heart instantaneously, it is that simple, you now have God version 2.0.
God version 2.0 comes with Satan pop-up blocker, sin purge confessions and a comprehensive help library including POOF! There it is creationism guide, Bible verses to justify any argument and a Hellfire and Damnation panic guide so you can put the fear of God in your friends and help them download and enjoy the Jesus patch as well.
Have you downloaded the Jesus patch?
2006-09-06 06:30:33 · 5 answers · asked by thewolfskoll 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I tried, but it crashes more than Windows. To much incompatible code, no spyware protection. Unfortunately, its viruses and worms even override F8, so I had to reformat. Now I use my own code with striping and raid, and I don't need to be upgraded.
2006-09-06 06:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you didn't include the website. I hope this Jesus patch is not a virus.
2006-09-06 13:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where can I download it? God 1.0 failed like Microsoft Vista's voice recognition software.
2006-09-06 13:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very clever, that.
better, faster, stronger. Bill Gates will now ascend to Heaven.
2006-09-06 13:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm gonna wait unti 2.5 comes out
2006-09-06 13:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋