A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop." So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was. The husband asked the man, "how could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?" Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.
2006-09-06 06:15:33 · 11 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years -- raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
2006-09-06 06:15:49 · update #1
Sick, but very funny.
2006-09-06 06:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha the man needed Some anyway!
2006-09-06 13:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Praiser in the storm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bizarre Bazaar Battle of the Buffoons! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-07 10:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming Vette. Funny joke.
2006-09-06 13:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah ha! The guy turned GAY! Tee Hee Hee!
2006-09-06 13:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Vetteleo, you always have the best jokes.
2006-09-06 14:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-06 13:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by pskcab 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so flicking funny!!!
2006-09-06 13:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-06 13:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!! lol
2006-09-06 13:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋