If the yahoo answers religion and spirituality regulars got married to each other, whom would we marry?

Question

Polygamy optional

Answer 1

Who would I marry? Hmmm

Someone who shares my beliefs (or lack there of to some people)

Jim Darwin and devlsadvoct share my sense of humor but if I wanted to be a real .... *ahem* you know what I'd marry Praise Jesus and George Bush - I think I would enjoy driving him crazy

Answer 2

I am sure there some hotties in this area. But I am not sure if I can still have the 72 virgins if I am married?

So I'm told that In the Islam belief you get 72 virgins to do what I please with and all I have to do is blow myself up while killing a few Americans. I wonder if you are drunk and driveing your car home from the whore house and run into a family and kill them all and kill your self in the crash if you still get the 72 virgins? Sounds like a great religion to me. How about you jim.. Sound good to you too?

Sorry bad joke.. But that is how I read it.

Answer 3

The perception among many would be that you would all end up together in a big clump of orgiastic swappings, never bothering to do the formal marriage thing - just because there are so many of you that are atheist, agnostic and other forms of wanton paganism. Not me - nope, I'm just stating that is a PERCEPTION among many, some, few... ok me, when I am delusional.

Another option is that some of you would/should marry your ownself, as SOME of you (to remain nameless) can be a bit self-absorbed. (That would be handy if there is no TP around...)

Since I am not familiar with many of the players involved, and if the wish is to pair them up for matrimonial purposes (I warn you, though, that could get to be mongamous at times...) I would align you by your bowling handicaps and see how that worked. Just to keep everyone's self-esteem in line, I think we should take turns buying for the beer frames...

If I have to be involved, can I have dibs on Katy?

Answer 4

LOL! nicely, i'm already "R&S" married. Does that count selection? My wifey has been lacking from the board for rather a whilst now, nonetheless :( i think she prefers her genuine boyfriend to her fake husband x( Oh nicely. Her loss. edit nicely, nicely! If it is not my R&S bro! How's it going, Ty? have not seen you in a whilst, the two. (((((Ty)))))) edit Meh. dealing with a set of training, too, in spite of the undeniable fact that it is possibly no longer as relaxing as yours. My squadron is on the area of connect with a provider, and bypass on a excursion of accountability interior the Pacific. Hitting a set of countries in Asia, and specific Australia, to boot. i've got have been given a "debt," or education excursion, that i would be on in a pair weeks, so i'm going to be lacking from the board. do no longer undertaking, nonetheless. i'm going to allow my extra considerable contacts comprehend earlier I bypass away ;)

Answer 5

Is this a trick question? It'd be each other right? Well, no offense Jim, you're not my type. There are a couple of women here that I would be interested in getting to know a little better though... I choose to be mysterious and keep them anonymous though.


Oh and polygamy definite. :)

Answer 6

I'm married to a man who loves movie so he probably be in the yahoo answers entertainment section if he knows about yahoo answers.

Answer 7

Most men would look at two possibilities.

1: The woman whose religion is more or less the same as your own

2: The woman with the biggest knockers!

Answer 8

I'll take Shaman *

*Subject to photo, age, and sanity verification.

In case of boredom, I'll have to fling with Ichi.

Answer 9

I think this is the first question that has ever made me draw a blank....

Answer 10

I think piraterachel and jibba jabba got a thing going on but I could be wrong.

Unless she's your secret girl ;)

I think there's a bunch of lusting for girl wonder