I'm outspoken about how I'm agnostic and disagree with both atheism and theism.
But I only get hate mail and threats of eternal punishment by the theists.
Atheists, you are NOT keeping up with the opposition here.
Just to balance things out, would an atheist please damn me to some nasty punishment?
10 pts to the most creative punishment you can wish upon me.
Come on, dig deep!
2006-09-06 05:58:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, I am going to dig- but it is going to be tough cause I love you and all your noodly questions!
Here goes....
ummmmm....uhhhh okay:
I damn you to a 5 star restaurant where you are served to a food critic who spits you to the floor deeming you unfit for human consumption, you are then tossed carelessly into a dumpster, where you are resurrected 3 days later in a school cafeteria. You end up being served by a woman named Doris who has a hairy mole the size of a Buick ,to children who refuse to eat you and instead toss you by the handful into a waste bin or against the wall, this is your ultimate punishment that you are served to your children who despise and devalue you.
Whew!
2006-09-06 06:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
devlsadvoct dies and goes to "atheist hell" as he is condemned by Selnyk. When he gets there, Selnyk shows him around and says "You can choose your punishment." "Here is a guy burning to death for eternity." devlsadvoct thinks "No, way, I'll pass."
The next punishment they pass is a guy beating whipped with a nasty lookin' whip over and over. He thinks again "Whips and chains are nice on occasion, but not for eternity."
So Selnyk leads him on. They come across Monica Lewinsky giving Bill Clinton a BJ. Devlsadvoct thinks "Man, now that I could really get into. Hook me up with that Selnyk!" Selnyk says "You're sure? We haven't seen everything yet." Devlsadvoct says "Yeah, I'm sure, I could definitely get into that for eternity." So Selnyk says "Okay. Monica! Your replacement is here."
2006-09-06 13:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay I am a Christian but I think this would even drive ME crazy.
You are damned to an eternity of watching tammy faye put on her make up and take it off again over and over while jim cries in the background about how sorry he is to have sinned against you.
2006-09-06 13:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put you in a room alone with "Praise Jesus and George Bush"
That is worse than eternity in hell
2006-09-06 14:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I damn you to 24 hours nonstop of the 700 club. Sorry, you asked for it.
2006-09-06 13:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You vile despondent wretch of a man may you have grossly overweight woman in stilettos walking up and down your back for all eternity.
2006-09-06 13:01:28 · answer #6 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
May your fingers catch on fire, your tongue turn to stone and your brain turn to mush. Then again, for you, that might be an improvement.:D
2006-09-06 13:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by Caillech W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do you want to perpetuate the hatred? sorry but I am not going to damn you to anything, you have your life to live that must be damning enough for you
2006-09-06 13:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The punishment is that be converted to Christianity.
2006-09-06 13:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
just because an atheist's "prayers" or wishes have not been answered does not imply the non-existant idea of God. God is there and he will answer all prayers even from 'atheists'
2006-09-06 13:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by synkronyzer 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋