We have 10,000 religions already, but most could stand some improvement.
2006-09-06 05:57:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Every day I start a brand new religion. That way, when I join it becomes the fastest growing religion in the world. It's a nice ego boost. My religion for today is worshipping sand dollars. They're really magical beings if you don't spend much time thinking about it.
2006-09-06 06:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by Steven S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I would simply worship with respect and awe! I would not shove my beliefs down peoples throats on how God created, whether it was called creation or evolution, I would not attempt to explain how God created this miracle universe! I would base it on simply knowing right from wrong! I would not hinder science in the belief that science is one of the keys to our salvation! I would accept the Bible as a story that tells us nothing more than right from wrong! I would not analyze its scripture! It is too easy for man to manipulate its word into his own benefit! We all know right from wrong! For man to even attempt to understand the power of God is utter stupidity! The power of God is uncomprehendable to mere man!
2006-09-06 13:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did do that! Wow Larry, check it out. It's called Pieganism, the worship of delicious baked goods! Everyone likes something baked, we all got to eat; and we've been doing both these things forever! Eh, eh? What do you think, will it fly? LOL, good question.
2006-09-06 13:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be the ME, ME, ME religion. And I would tell people what to do because I (I!) know BEST!
The Me-I religion. Kinda' like every other one of them...
2006-09-06 13:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by immygrant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like flying on JetBlue.
2006-09-06 13:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by Billy! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't matter. It's not about my ideas or what I want. That's not what religion is.
2006-09-06 13:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by anabasisx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cult
Multiple wifes
And everyone gives me their money
Haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa ha
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2006-09-06 13:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by Scooby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't believe in religions
2006-09-06 13:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Laralala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would have meatballs, noodles, and sauce.
oooh! Pirates too, ARGH!
2006-09-06 13:00:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
worship and reverently respect everything and everyone as it is both you and your god.
.... and big musical celebrations every friday night
2006-09-06 13:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋