I receive hate mail every day from christians.
Some damn me to hell, others insult my god.
I accept this persecution and hate as the FSM teaches.
Does this make me holy?
A True Pastafarian?
2006-09-06 05:50:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ramen brother, ramen.
2006-09-06 05:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are a TRUE Pastafarian only if you accept the sanctity of the Virgin Marinara (one that has known no beef) and denounce the Alfredo reformation (white sauce is heresy). Eat of an uncooked flat noodle, for it is his body, and pray that his angle hairs watch over you. Be washed clean in the water, with a little salt and oil so you don’t get sticky. If you use sausage, clip the ends, as this is the sign of our covenant. May you never know the suffering of slurping.
2006-09-06 13:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one - receiving hate mail from Christians is a sure sign you are on the right path.
2006-09-06 12:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess you are one then - you're not going to start daming us for not believing now are you?
2006-09-06 12:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just someone with nothing better to do.
2006-09-06 12:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by resilience 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋