Old Sid, pub regular, sitting in his favourite chair sometimes suddenly comes out with "And that's not my thermometer" and laughs, so we suspect it's a joke. Anyone know it?
2006-09-06 05:41:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At her annual checkup, the attractive young woman is told by the doctor that it's necessary to take her temperature rectally. She agrees, but a few minutes later says indignantly, "Doctor, that's not my rectum!"
"Madam," says the doctor, "That's not my thermometer."
Just then the woman's husband, who's come to pick her up, comes into the room. "Just what the hell is going on here!?" he demands.
"I'm taking your wife's temperature," the doctor coolly explains.
"Okay, doctor," says the husband, "But that thing better have numbers on it."
2006-09-06 06:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old fool or not, I'll bet there is an interesting story to be told. Maybe you can catch him on a good day when his memory might be doing him well, and tell him you've heard him make that comment so many times, but it sounds like an unfinished story and if he would enlighten you and tell you what he meant. I doubt he would be offended by your asking. If you find out come back and let us know before/when you chose your best answer. Old people have some of the best stories when they are given the opportunity to reminise their youth.
2006-09-06 13:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by MrsPTB4Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old neighbour of mine had a problem with farting - he would be in fall flow of a conversation and just let rip! then turn round and say "ohh its getting windy" - maybe this pub regular is blowing wind too. If u get close to him next time see if u can hear or smell anything!
2006-09-06 14:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by Nicolala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A farmer goes into a lawyers office and says that he wants a deevorce. The lawyer asks,"do you have any grounds?"
Farmer,"I's got about 40 acres in the lower part o'da farm.
Lawyer,"No,NO, I mean do you have grounds for a divorce? Is she a nagger?
Farmer,"No, but the baby is and that's why I wants me a deevorce.
2006-09-06 13:24:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor is on his rounds and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Damn," he says, "that means some arseholes got my pen!"
Probably not what your looking for but your question reminded me of it.
2006-09-06 13:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by ho_ho_ho_merry_thursday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he is living in his on little world.
2006-09-06 12:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes just gaga
2006-09-06 13:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by Winner! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not got a clue
2006-09-06 15:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by beckybarmey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-09-06 14:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..............
2006-09-07 10:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋