Nope, you can't.
That's why I believe!
FSM said it.
I believe it.
That settles it.
2006-09-06 05:37:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I pity the fool who dont like sketti
2006-09-06 05:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god because the FSM says so and if the FSM wasn't that would mean the FSM would be lying but the FSM doesn't lie because the FSM is the one true god.
2006-09-06 12:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Can you prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster's real name isn't ÏεÏÏνÏÎ±Ï ÏÎÏÎ±Ï spagetti
I am from the εβÏαÏκÏÏ sect of the religion. My believes are greater than yours because I use HIS real name, so there! 8-P
2006-09-06 12:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by wizard8100@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can believe anything you want...with or without evidence.
Oh...what has the FSM done for you lately?
2006-09-06 12:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but as I've seen no evidence either way I stick with my maybe .. perhaps I need a visit from the Inquisition squad.. Ronzoni, Muellers, Barilla, San Giorgio...........
2006-09-06 16:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
2006-09-06 12:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can you prove that the Perfect Pizza of Peace is not the one true God?
PPP rocks!!
2006-09-06 17:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It can be captured and destroyed forever by an Italian chef with a large fork and pasta sauce while wearing whole cloves of garlic ! :D
2006-09-06 12:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There have been many multi-penile deities since the beginning of human times on Earth.
So the "fsm" is not the only penile deity. There are millions of people who adore penile deities. You seem to be one of them.
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2006-09-06 12:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What if the flying spaghetti monster were just another one of the many names of allah?
2006-09-06 12:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Interesting thought!
2006-09-06 12:40:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋