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a jew with a coupon

here another one:
why do jews have big noses?
because the air is free

heres 1 for you brits:
why did the romans build straight roads?
so pakistanis cant build corner shops

..and i am not racist i will think of some good white man and red indian jokes too.......
enjoy = )

2006-09-06 05:35:32 · 18 answers · asked by Freestyle 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up *****.

2006-09-06 05:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Faster than a speeding bullet? Jesusman. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. More powerful than a locomotive. Wait a minute! They didn't have bullets, tall buildings or locomotives in Jesus's primitive times. The Bible was just some trash scrawled by ignorant savages.

2006-09-06 05:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

hahaha (?)

Dammit...part of me is laughing my *** off and the other wants to look away...yet another wants to write out how distasteful such jokes are.

But I like to laugh so I read on.

I stop reading because I'm afraid I may repeat some of them.

and I am writing out my disdain for it.

Too bad this place has gotten to the point where a sense of humor is to be questioned and the tastes in humor as well.

I hate having to keep myself in check to have to enjoy a good laugh. I wish people hadn't gone to the next level to ruin it for the rest of us.

who are the rest of us? those who want to laugh...those who want to keep the peace...those who want to keep things light and breezy...those of us who don't want to have to go on and dissect the fact why we're laughing...

i've said to much

haha

2006-09-06 06:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 0 0

Perhaps the 'Jokes and Riddles' category would have been a more appropriate place to post these.

Have a great day!!!

2006-09-06 05:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0 0

Get off the Jews and grow up.

2006-09-06 05:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Space shuttle on reentry.

2006-09-06 05:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Absolutely LMAO

2006-09-06 05:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

An overspeeding bullet!!!

2006-09-06 06:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by venshu 3 · 0 0

LOL thank you for the early afternoon laugh :)

2006-09-06 05:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by empress_pam 4 · 0 0

You're not racist but you tell racist jokes?

Right...

2006-09-06 05:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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