A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
"What's your name?" he asked her.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men... and I like cars, so I figured, cars... men and that is how I got my name. What's your name?"
the man replies, "Beerpussy."
2006-09-06 05:32:53 · 30 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-06 05:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by digital genius 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-06 12:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was a good one. I have a joke for you about a bar and 3 friends. Email me and I will send it or I might post it here in the jokes area...keep a look out...Title will be Tastes Like
2006-09-06 13:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that was good. Bar jokes usually are. A Jewish guy was having a beer in his fave tavern one night, and noticed a Chinese guy sitting across the bar from him. The Jewish guy walked over and cold ****** the Chinese guy and said, "That's payback for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese guy said, "But it wasn't the Chinese who attacked Pearl Harbor, that was the Japanese." The Jewish guy said, "Chinese, Japanese--you're all the same to me." This really ticked the Chinese guy off, so he stewed over it for a while, then walked over to the Jewish guy, and slugged him right onto his ***. He said," That's payback for sinking the Titanic!" The Jewish guy said, " But the Jewish people didn't sink the Titanic. That was an iceberg." The Chinese guy said, " Iceberg, Steinberg,--you're all the same to me."
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2006-09-06 12:47:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I snuck on the computer real quick to check my e-mail. You said you had some jokes. Where are they? He he, j/k. That joke was funny. I liked it.
2006-09-06 12:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-09-06 12:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by tre_wingo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice giggle I can see him being a fat hairy smelly guy
2006-09-06 12:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kinda sorta funny.
2006-09-06 12:36:09 · answer #8 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Ooh! You are sooooo B-A-D! That is hilarious! LOL.
It made me laugh out loud!
2006-09-07 10:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like good one.
2006-09-06 12:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by bubbles26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one!
2006-09-06 12:36:45 · answer #11 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋