2006-09-06 05:07:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
. . . same answer - KU from Halifax (cos he's so pink and hard) . . .
2006-09-08 06:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Astra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plenty. Here's one 4 u:
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
2006-09-06 07:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by netwalker01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a clean joke:
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
2006-09-06 05:17:02 · answer #3 · answered by thatgivenchygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple on there 50th wedding anneversary stay at same hotel same room as their honeymoon.That night as they lay in bed the wife says,do you remember our honeymoon you bit me on the breast,on my neck thighs arms everywere.Husband gets out of bed.The wife shouts were are you going? Husband replies .To the bathroom for my teeth.
2006-09-06 05:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by dink2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put three on the riddles and jokes section, they went down like lead ballons.
2006-09-06 05:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy has been thinking about asking his girlfriend to try anal sex for awhile, so he finally musters up the courage and asks her!
"honey, we have been going out for a few months now, and well, I was wondering if I could bum **** you?" Ya, when pigs fly!(she replies) Ok! lets get do it he says, kops get on air planes all the time!!
2006-09-06 05:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by Pest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do yourself a favour it's best looking at the joke than listening to it or reading it,so walk up in front of your full size mirror and there you will see the joke.ha ha ha he he he.
2006-09-06 06:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 hunters was out hunting. By an accident they shoot a muslim. When they try to move him, they discover he had 10.000$ in his jacket. The one guy said. I will help you. Lets make a hole and put him in, and then split the money.
The other guy said: F*** no way. You can go out and shoot one yourself.
2006-09-07 20:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by 88for88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his balls...the bartender asks "why do you have a steering wheel hanginig from you balls?" and the pirate says "i dont know but ITS DRIVING ME NUTS"
2006-09-06 05:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes:d
ur girlfriend is so short that she must sit on a lader to wash the floor (it's not intended 4 u...just ur friends)
2006-09-06 05:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by da man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man walks into a bar & explains to the barman that he has 5 penises. "how does ur underwear fit" asks the barman? "like a glove" says the man. thanks to jimmy tarbuck 4 the material
2006-09-06 05:13:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋