2006-09-06 05:01:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm talking about the ones who wore funny hats and carried muskets and landed on Plymouth Rock.
2006-09-06 05:06:17 · update #1
Depends. If they were Gardnarian, then no. Poor folks hardly had time to sell their souls. They got most all their learning from books like "Ride a Silver Moped" or "Idiots' Guide to the Inferno." Probably did not harm YOUR soul, of course.
If they were Alexandrian, then yes. Those folks got the dedicated boogie down with Dan Scratch. You go, Dude!
Now sit on the hillside and wait for the Rapture or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whichever comes first. I will send something into the Jack T. Chick website announcing your triumph (or new moped.)
And yes, I did work at Pilgrim (nuclear power plant). How astute of you to ask.
2006-09-06 05:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty pointless. Throwing Christians to the lions was more entertaining. There was plenty of wine and fine food to go around.
2006-09-06 12:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you found real witches putting spells on people causing them to be sick and die; then yeah I suppose you did the right thing.
Did you find real witches?
2006-09-06 13:17:38 · answer #3 · answered by plane williams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about? Witch burning was wrong in the first place, why pretend you are doing it again?
2006-09-06 12:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Almost! You just forgot to tie yourself to the same stake and drink a gallon of petrol!
2006-09-06 12:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Rude4u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope for your sake they were left over from Halloween decorations from last year. Your not funny.
2006-09-06 12:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by nieceofmissourifats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. Did you torture them first? You have to burn them with hot irons and stick square pegs in their round holes until you get them speaking in tongues, first.
2006-09-06 12:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you dunk them first to test their witchiness?
If you dunked them and they floated you were right in burning them because REAL witches float.
If you dunked them and they sank, you shouldn't have burned them because they were NOT REAL witches...shame they drowned though huh?
2006-09-06 12:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grow up, and quit being such a dork fish
2006-09-06 12:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the right thing would be for you to not speak unless you have something worth saying
2006-09-06 12:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by Robert K 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋