list sterio typical redneck habbits
2006-09-06 04:59:34 · 36 answers · asked by jmather62 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
Your family tree doesn't fork.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You have a very special baseball cap just for formal occassions.
You have to scratch your sister's name out of the message "for a good time call..." because you feel guilty about putting it there
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
lol
2006-09-06 08:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by greenday4ever 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your dog passes wind and you claim it.
You think paprika is a third world country.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your wife weighs more than your fridge.
You've ever stolen stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
Your e-mail address ends in "over.yonder.com".
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
Your favourite T-shirt is offensive in 19 states.
You think a computer hacker carries an axe.
The Salvation Army rejects your mattress.
Your Christmas stocking is full of ammo.
There has never been a scene -of-crime tape on your front door.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
you have a special baseball cap for formal occasions.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your vehicle has a two -tone paint job-p
rimer red and primer grey.
You own a homemade fur coat.
2006-09-10 06:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two red neck gets married and on their wedding night the girl says take it slowly i'm a virgin and i'm scared it will hurt, the guy looked at her in shock, gets dressed and drives the 20 minutes from the motel to home. He gets to the door and his dad says whats wrong son, and he says, she's a virgin, the dad is furious and says don' worry son if she's not good enough for her own family then your better off without her.
2006-09-08 10:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Emma O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REDNECK WIENER ROASTING !!
see site for picture
http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=29222
Now admit... Unless youre a REDNECK you've never thought of such a BRILLIANT plan !
2006-09-06 13:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by flowermama1971 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
2006-09-06 10:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Princess415 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If on the dashboard of your car you have a plastic statue of Dwight Yokum...you might be a redneck.
2006-09-06 05:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by Spud55 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Salvation Army declines your mattress, lol
2006-09-06 05:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you have to tell your 12 yr old daughter not to smoke at the dinner table infront of her kids ?
2006-09-07 06:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by kirstapper 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You only painted the front and back of your house b/c no one can see the sides. True story
2006-09-06 05:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have stuffed dead animals in your livingroom!
You buy 2, 30 racks of beers a day!
2006-09-06 05:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋