In the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Noodly Appendage is very important.
Is the size of one's Noodly Appendage related to his holiness?
2006-09-06 04:56:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(sigh)
If you have to ask then yes it matters...lol!
2006-09-06 05:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's just like the old saying goes, size doesn't matter, it's how the Noodly Appendage is used.
2006-09-06 05:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As the FSM is a transdimensional being, its noodly appendage may appear to have many forms to many people....and the apparent size differences are merely an illusion as our weak human brains are unable to truly appreciate the magnificence of the NA.
2006-09-06 05:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's more related to the holiness of his partner. LOL
For some, size matters. I think it's more how you use the appendage, than it's length.
2006-09-06 05:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THOR has a mighty appendage...
He boned the giantess Jarnsaxa and (rather comically) had a a daughter called THRUD.
THOR's appendage could do a lot of damage to a human lady
2006-09-06 04:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Flying Spaghetti Monster": it sounds like a kind of cancer, disorganised brain-cells.
Noodly Appendage: very "penile"... No sauce for me, thx.
Size: this question is too penile in my view. Choose the size you prefer.
2006-09-06 05:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you mean the appendix? Nah, the size doesn't matter when it comes to the appendix. In fact, the entire appendix is virtually useless.
2006-09-06 04:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 00:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes we are told it matters not but the real truth be told behind closed doors.it does matter.in the form that matters means to make a difference
2006-09-06 04:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the size of the pirate ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
2006-09-06 04:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course
2006-09-06 04:58:23 · answer #11 · answered by Keith W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋