2006-09-06 04:53:08 · 33 answers · asked by mrmodeluk 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In line at the supermarket. I looked at my wife and said," don't be lookin' at me they'll think I did it."
2006-09-06 05:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Primary school. We had the whole school in our sports hall and I let rip. Unfortunately it was during a quiet bit in the Headmasters speach to the school and unfortunately it was my loudest fart my 6 year old body had ever omitted! Everyone laughed and I get brought to the front to look at all the pupils. But the upside was I got to look at all the girls panties! Remember I was 6 when this happened so I'm not a paedophile!
2006-09-06 04:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was not my fart but everyone thought it was!
I was in the doctors waiting room waiting for a check up for my newborn baby girl. All wrapped in pink, white and looking so sweet!
She farted as loud as an adult male! Seriously REALLY loudly!
The whole room turned to sneer at me!!! What an unfit mother guffing in a public place. I said "It was not me!" I could see it in their eyes 'Yeah right as if a little darling baby could FART like THAT! Dirty lady!'
Mortifying!We still call her thunder bum when shes out of earshot. She is 7 now!
2006-09-06 11:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nicola H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I coughed and farted sitting next to the bosses daughter in a staff meeting.
2006-09-06 05:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had been at work all evening and held this gigantic trump in. I managed to pull this rather tasty bloke and ended up going home with him. It was about 3am and we were fast asleep together, he was laid behind me with his arms around me. All of a sudden I was awoken by my own a*se. This enormous trump has burst its way out while I'd been in the land of nod, and on his lap of all places. I pretendedI hadn't noticed and went back to sleep.
I didn't hear from him again...
2006-09-06 05:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... at my last job, a few months ago... the customers had gone for the night and it was me and a few other workers...well, someone had said something very funny... so when i let out a chuckle, i let out a fart as well... it was a hilarious situation!
2006-09-06 06:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In p.e. at school in elementary school. We were outside playing kickball and I started running and every step I took a fart came out. ha ha..I don't know if anybody heard but it was embarrassing to me.
2006-09-06 05:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I stood up to give the Groom's speech at my wedding.
Luckily nobody heard it because they were all clapping - but all the way through the speech I was wondering if I'd followed through!! Talk about embarrassing!
2006-09-06 04:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by gromitski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was the best man at a wedding, I let out a big one during the vows
2006-09-06 04:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
During sex!
It was the WORST timing EVER, and it was the WORST smelling one!
Im sure you could guess the end result of THAT session! lol
2006-09-06 04:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAH!!
I was all dolled up in my best dress, following the maitre di to our reserved table at Tavern on the Green in NYC last year...passing the affluent patrons sitting at their fancy dinners....when I suddenly let out a massive rumbler! NOT ladylike! LOL!!!
2006-09-06 04:55:08 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋