I do whenever the opportunity arises, preferably right next to some old person who's busy reading a label on a tin, then make a quick exit leaving a trail of wiff behind me. Ach, ya gotta laugh sometimes!!
2006-09-06 04:43:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I should point out that these should be silent but violent trumps, if you do a loud one then the game will be up and you lose.
2006-09-06 04:45:23 · update #1
I've never heard of Tescos but I did fart on Monday at the Webster Flea Market...a few minutes later my boyfriend burped so loud that it scared an old lady standing nearby. It sounded like a walrus!
2006-09-06 05:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by DigsRetro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I do!!! In exactly the same way -in fact I make a point of farting next to old people whenever and wherever I can! It's great!
Joke:
This old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I can't stop farting, but it's ok really because they don't smell and they're always silent, do you think there is a problem though?" The Doctor says "You should take two of these tablets a day and come back and see me in a week". Next week the old lady comes back and says "Doctor, I don't know what those tablets were, but now there is a terrible stench every time I pass wind". The Doctor says, "Good, now that we've fixed your sinuses let's move on to your hearing, shall we?"
2006-09-06 04:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by J C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All the time
2006-09-06 04:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time
2006-09-06 04:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do it at the checkout let one go near the person infront of the queue so the check out person hears it then give the guy infront of you in the queue a funny look so they get the blaim
2006-09-06 04:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by jmather62 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My tolerance for stupidity is normally pretty low. I don't mind honest mistakes. I don't mind ignorance even. But I really hate stupidity. Doing things that make no sense and inconvenience the masses (especially me) makes me want to rant (if not much worse).
2006-09-06 05:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes shopping more fun! Loud ones are great in ques. Look shocked yourself and look at the innocent person next to you! haha
2006-09-06 04:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the opportunity arise often?
2006-09-06 04:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS YOU was it, you dirty bastard. My Girlfriend said you looked like the sort of pervert who would do that sort of thing, AND, next to the fresh bread! My Mother told me, " Never.. trust ANYBODY, who wears a cowboy hat! And I saw you lingering in the underwear section!
2006-09-07 11:08:23 · answer #9 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends how ignorant you feel at the time, it's all down to personal choice, you should keep your farting at home, in the family like.
2006-09-06 09:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by MICHAEL J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋