Good one ally-cat, the trick is, according to the bible, that god will only love you if you kiss his giant butt and eat his son's flesh. Don't forget to wash it down with some of his blood too. yummy
2006-09-06 04:47:30
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answered by Anonymous
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You're what now? Who says you will burn in hell, no wait that says "I'm in hell anyway"
I'm confused.
Are you already dead? OMG, they have Yahoo Answers in hell? And the internet? Though I can't say I'm surprised, with how much it costs, it must be run by Satan himself...
God only loves people who pay him tithes. Better still, he only loves Tom Cruise and the Scientologists. They "buy" their way to enlightenment...that's a great "religion". Too bad I am too poor and am thus condemned to burn in hell with you...at least I know that I can still use Yahoo...that's comforting...
2006-09-06 11:53:20
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answered by jeshzisd 4
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If I found you in an alley and offered you a place to live and a new life and you turn it down, what else can I do but leave you there. It's free will. God loves you but he doesn't want to force us to love him back. He loved us so much that send Jesus Christ, His Son to die for ALL of us. Accept the gift and live, refuse it and die. Hell, we don't really know if it's exactly as the bible describes it, but it is eternal separation from God. Hope this helped.
2006-09-06 11:53:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Why will you burn in Hell?
Because you didn't ask God into your life to run and use your life as God needs it.
Becuase you haven't prayed to God to confess your sins and ask for forgiveness.
Because you believe you will burn in Hell even though God has given and shown you a better option.
There you go...Now pray this prayer and receive the Lord and you will not burn in Hell. God loves you, just receive it.
2006-09-06 11:49:46
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answered by Ron B. 7
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Ok, this won't make much sense, but here goes: God loves everyone. However, those that accept his Son Jesus go to heaven. Just because you may go to hell doesn't mean God doesn't love you. He's given you every opportunity to be with Him and go to heaven, you just haven't accepted it.
2006-09-06 11:48:04
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answered by GLSigma3 6
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sounds like YOU don`t want GOD, yes he loves you, but you do have to meet him halfway.just enough to call on him with a open heart. would you want to be a parent , & love him only for you to ignore you or find fault with you? GOD does many things for us, but we give the credit to luck or ourselves.we don`t realize that JESUS,the HOLY GHOST & his angels are watching over us.
2006-09-06 11:58:39
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answered by ? 5
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It's really not that He'll burn you but, that you'll choose to burn rather than trust in Him.
You are worth a Son to God.
2006-09-06 11:46:56
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answered by thomasnotdoubting 5
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That which is made presumes to judge the maker...just another form of corruption.
Everyone whose name is not not written in the Lamb's Book of Life will be cast into the lake of fire. God created us for a purpose and prepared a provision for us to fulfill that purpose. Those of us who choose not to fulfill that purpose are not allowed to.
Choose who you will serve. As for me and my house, we shall serve the Lord.
2006-09-06 11:49:10
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answered by Just David 5
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It's like a father.. when his child acts up and does something wrong, the father locks the child in the basement for the rest of the child's life.. right?
2006-09-06 11:44:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Easy.
People burn in Hell because that is what they wanted more than anything else.
Hell isn't a physical place. It's a spiritual state. No one sends people to Hell, they simply march in proudly with their heads held high.
2006-09-06 11:46:45
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answered by Anonymous
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