THOR SAYS: Well here I am...The God of War
Throw your hat in my ring! Someone to believe in at last!
2006-09-06 04:15:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't wear hats. They mess up my hair.
2006-09-06 04:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Thor, I'm a bleeding heart. Don't like war. Or people who talk in the third person...
I'm not agnostic because the "right" set of beliefs hasn't come yet. I've studied all of the major world religions and some of the smaller ones, and I don't think anyone has it exactly right.
I have my own set of beliefs about life, deity, and morality and don't need an organization to tell me what is "true."
2006-09-06 11:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real atheists don't wait for any religion. Non-believers.
Real agnostics do wait for the right religion to come along. They are sceptical believers who try to find the religion they like. They take religious bits of this and that. Lots of them claim to be atheists though.
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2006-09-06 11:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I need benefits. The FSM has strippers and a beer volcano. What do you offer?
Even I know Thor is the God of Thunder, not war. Make it believable at least.
2006-09-06 11:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thorsday.
(rim shot)
Seriously, Thursday is taken from "Thor's Day." Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday are also named after Norse deities.
2006-09-06 11:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by rorgg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you're the God of War? I thought you were the Thunder God.
Good luck at Ragnorak.
2006-09-06 11:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, in a way. I'm waiting for a PROVABLE religion to come along- and I don't expect one to.
2006-09-06 11:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll believe in you if you'll come clean up my house every now and then.
God used to but he stopped. That's why I became an atheist.
2006-09-06 11:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm... well only if I get a magic helm and hammer like on that one cartoon.
2006-09-06 11:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you got to offer?
2006-09-06 11:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋