who would convert whom
2006-09-06 04:12:31 · 17 answers · asked by wakeup i 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They would find they have a lot in common, both being somewhat deranged.
2006-09-06 04:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Benny Hinn is a fake. Osama Bin Laden is evil. Their father, the devil would be in their mist, saying "you have done well my sons". No converting necessary here. Both cut from the same cloth, traveling different roads, misleading people. As a matter of fact, they would become very good fiends. I'm sorry. Did i say "fiends"? I meant friends.
2006-09-06 04:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by pskcab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would cause a solar eclipse and all plant life would wither and die... Then after three days and nights a strange scent would come from the room... a strange blend of 11 herbs and spices and turkish Opium (with a prescription for diabetic treatment of COURSE!) Cat's and dogs would start having sex with each other and time ... Would begin to move backward. And in the end a strange three headed demi God would emerge... It would have the head of coloniel Sanders, the feet of Kadaffy duck and the body of Adam Sandler.
It would rise and begin to speak in a strange tongue called.. Jibba Jabba and all men and women would bow down to it and begin dressing like Pee Wee Herman.
God would enter the room wave the smoke away from His face, cough and say
"Man... I leave you idiots alone for a millenium ONE TINY LITTLE MILLENIUM, so I can get a vacation with Jesus and Mary and look at what the hell you did now."
Then... the men in black would come along with that little mind eraser thing and the metatron would have to be the "Cleaner."
It would be weird indeed!
*shivers...
2006-09-06 04:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessee Jackson made a trip to Lebanon I don't see why Benny Hinn couldn't make a trip to Afganastan in his new jet.. It would be an interesting experiment..
2006-09-06 04:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather lock Pat Robertson and Bin Laden in a rubber room together! I think they both belong there, and they'd find they have a lot in common!
2006-09-06 04:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by Windsor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an interesing thought..
I would rather see a discussion between Osama and someone more of a Biblical oriented person than Benny who is more eccentric
2006-09-06 04:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be bin Laden & the Holy Ghost & at the least he would give bin L something to think about.
2006-09-06 04:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by spareo1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wouod be like mixing matter and anti-matter, both would cease to exist and the resulting explosion would destroy all existence
2006-09-06 04:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would and will always prevail over the false idols of man
2006-09-06 04:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Benny would lose his head.
2006-09-06 04:16:01 · answer #10 · answered by Just David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm may be benny will die or osama will believe to Jesus
2006-09-06 04:25:03 · answer #11 · answered by nustrodomus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋