An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Because I'm ****** telling everybody!"
2006-09-06 04:10:30 · 11 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**Damn, i've got a tough crowd today**
2006-09-06 04:18:59 · update #1
lol thats funny!!
2006-09-06 04:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well If You've Fallen Out With A Priest Friend I Wouldnt Tell Him That Joke To Redeem Yourself......Or Your Grandmother For That Matter.
2006-09-06 04:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-25 00:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are something else! LOL. LOL.
I get a kick out of reading your posts.
Why did you change your avatar? LOL.
2006-09-07 04:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-09-06 07:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by DiVenanzo™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dude thats amazing im telling that one to people when i go to work. keep them coming
2006-09-06 04:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is real funny
2006-09-06 10:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by G-man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!
2006-09-06 04:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny
2006-09-06 04:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke does not redeem any body......
2006-09-06 04:44:49 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋