Can I tell U!!!!!?

Question

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his
car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The
next
morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We
can't tell you. You're not a monk.












The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his
merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the
same
monastery.




















The monks gain accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
































That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years
earlier.

































The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't
tell you. You're not a monk.






































The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way

I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I
become

a monk?




















The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades

of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find


these numbers, you will become a monk.




































The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns
and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the
earth and have found what you have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232
blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.






























The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now
show you the way to the sound.
































The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The

sound is right behind that door.





































Th! e man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real
funny. May I have the key?

































The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.



























Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands
the key to the stone door.





























The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made
of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind

that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went
until
the
man had gone through doors of emerald,....













.........silver, topaz, and amethyst.





















Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.












the man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob,
and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange
sound.




















... . . . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

Answer 1

OMFG That was awesome!!! THAT WAS COOL! YOUR ARE COOL! OMG THATS THE BEST ONE I HAVE EVER HEARD! IM NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC!!! YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY THANK YOU!

Answer 2

Hi, Very Cool.You are a great story teller.You sure know how to keep us hanging.Now heres is $10.00, Tell me the answer!!

Clowmy

Answer 3

Well, one thing for sure. It must have been loud to make it through all those doors.

Answer 4

LOL. I've read this before, and it is a good one.
Makes you really want to know, huh? LOL.

Have a great day!

Answer 5

Excellent! Really didn't see that coming, but it had nice pacing and kept up my interest. Fun!

Answer 6

Why not? I already know how many blades of grass there are & how many sand pebbles there are.
145,236,284,232 blades of grass
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles
Can you please tell me now?

Answer 7

No You need not tell me........ because, I have read it already in these columns....

It sucks to read the repeated so called jokes.....that too as long as donkeys..di**

Answer 8

aww, c'mon! how do i become a monk?
♣

Answer 9

u r so mean
tell me what i should do to hear the answer?

Answer 10

I'm a monk.Tell me