An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."
2006-09-06 03:50:57 · 10 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA!! Good one!!!
2006-09-06 03:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it is worth it? I remember when that alien extra-terrestrial came to earth. The devil met him at the corner of earth? and asked him waht he would like? the alien said food and shelter? It is a deal? The devil ****** the alien in the head? that where its little petit bedon was? since that time he see the world upside down for the little bedon and the deal? for the head? it is lost in Acapulco? that day the devil was as usual a spanish guy, but a mexican? and they did that in the nevada desert, where it is warm and nice?The alien left his flying saucer in guarantee of payments? never saw the alien again? and the flying saucer was a used one?
2006-09-06 11:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a good one
2006-09-06 11:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can do better than this. Not bad, though.
2006-09-06 11:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by derandnet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahaha
2006-09-06 10:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok...
i liked your avatar better.
but, i guess its ok.
but is it a sick, bad joke.
2006-09-06 11:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke is also ......not worth to read it......
2006-09-06 10:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I like it. LOL.
2006-09-07 11:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... this one is pretty good...
2006-09-06 11:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh. i don't get it.
2006-09-06 17:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋