my wife for asking for a dildo and then getting mad at me?
My wife asked for a dildo. I brought her lots of cucumbers from my vegie patch. They were of all imagineable sizes. She threw them at me and then left me. I can't afford to buy her a dildo. What can I do?
I am waiting for another day and then file papers to divorce her. What do think if that should be my proper action?
2006-09-06 03:47:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ROFL-MY A$S-O!
2006-09-06 03:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by DialM4Speed 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you should open a vegetable stand and sell your cucumbers, with the money you make you could surprise your wife with a very nice dildo. Or use the money for an attorney and divorce her, maybe her next husband will be able to buy her all the dildo's she needs. Good luck.
2006-09-06 03:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by loser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is propose! discover the money however in case you need to borrow it and say you're sorry! that's no longer a stable sufficient reason to divorce your spouse! Play together with her, love her, help her! discover the money now! money on your bottels, take some thing you do no longer use to the pawn shop b/c guy if she's soliciting for some thing like this it is going to likely be getting used, how, are you able to loss? Be a guy stroll in there such as you own the area and ask them in the event that they present wrap do exactly it and end finding for excuses! Get a activity in case you do not have already got one! She had a precise to get mad at you deal, with it it replaced into your mistake, have some compassion!
2016-12-14 19:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY GET MAD AND GET A DIVORCE OVER A DILDO, IT'S GOING TO HELP THE BOTH OF YOU.
2006-09-06 03:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't afford a dildo but ya can afford a divorce, something somes fishy
2006-09-06 04:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She asked you for a dildo, not a salad! Get real fool!
2006-09-06 03:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by P. C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She needs the toy to make up for what your lacking in...cucumber get a life.
2006-09-06 03:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, next time you make up a dumb story, make it a little more creative. On the miniscule chance that this is for real, you SHOULD divorce her because she deserves better than you.
2006-09-06 03:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by lizardmama 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would not divorce her...just allow her to stick those cucumbers up your A_S_S.
If you can't buy her the real thing, get a job!
You are the one "out of line", not her!!
2006-09-06 04:49:04 · answer #9 · answered by Life Coach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your little pecker you should have brought the baby carrots, not the cucumbers. She was scared and ran away.
2006-09-06 07:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
how many times to you need to ask the same freaking question? think of another and then come back would ya....geshhhh
2006-09-06 04:07:55 · answer #11 · answered by baseballmommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋