and said, I bet you never saw that coming.
Went to another one round the corner and there was a sign saying closed due to unforseen circumstances.
So at the next one I sat down, held out my hand and he took a reading of it. While doing this he started laughing and couldn`t stop. I asked what he saw but he just carried on laughing so I smacked him in the face, walked out and said to my mate, I`ve never hit a happy medium before.
2006-09-06 03:22:25 · 15 answers · asked by dnlrawson 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that before. My mother always tells me its best to strike a happy medium.
2006-09-06 03:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by dragonwithpurplepants 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-09-06 03:57:49 · answer #2 · answered by pedlamaniacs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like somebody came from an abusive background
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2006-09-06 03:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a fortune teller told me to live every day like it would be my last....
so i`m lying in a hospital bed,connected to a ventilator, covered in s**t with a tube up my ar*e,
2006-09-06 03:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear, you really are suffering from stress!! Bad jokes and violence combined. You need to relax mate! Switch OFF your pc and have a bath or somethin!
2006-09-07 02:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Sluttty McSluttt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Slaphappy, Huh? LOL.
2006-09-07 05:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it
2006-09-06 03:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a raw- son could do this.
Is this a joke? or a riddle? I am confused. Will any one please help?
2006-09-06 03:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so you like to hit women
2006-09-06 03:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by merlin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, that was well funny
2006-09-07 02:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Blackduchess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋