2006-09-06 03:02:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
stay off drugs
2006-09-06 03:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by fireguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u burnt Jesus. so, devils will come to take u to hell. u burnt Satan, so angels will come to take u to heaven. both of them will meet in your house. & there is going to be a fight betwwen the devils & the angels.so, your going to hell or heaven depends on who wins ? anybody want to bet ? i say child of god is going to heaven as the satan was burnt better than jesus & anyway as a rule the angels have to win ultimately.
2006-09-06 10:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They devil cookie felt right at home, and the Jesus cookie will forgive you, if you just ask it and promise not to do it again.
2006-09-06 10:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anria A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flip a coin.
Heads, it's heaven. Tails, the warm place, and if it stands on end, you'll end up in limbo.
2006-09-06 10:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by thatwench 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? We are already in hell. You will have to wait to find out about heaven.... if such exists.
2006-09-06 10:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will be reincarnated as the Pillsbury Doughboy.
2006-09-06 10:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Does, "just say no to drugs" mean anything to you? You might want to practice that!
2006-09-06 12:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by auntb629 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you prefer to? Pray with your little heart for the truth, friend.....
2006-09-06 10:06:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make some more, i'd like a cookie.
2006-09-06 10:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by norma 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no heaven or hell to go to. There is no afterlife.
2006-09-06 10:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋