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2006-09-06 02:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

maked = made
Wow, sorry about the grammar.

2006-09-06 02:46:25 · update #1

12 answers

Only if they were chocolate.

Psalms 12:45

O'for the cookies be chocolate and to be delicious
and our lord and Savior does forgivith all who burnith them
for the sake of God is almighty in Nestle and Toll House

Amen.

2006-09-06 02:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Brian 6 · 3 0

No, because you chose to make the cookies in Satan's image in the first place. Wait, yes because then you burned them. Wait a sec, no because Satan likes it hot so you were actually helping him. Hold on, yes because you did it on accident. Ahhhhhh!!!!! So confusing!! LOL

Eh, I'd rather meditate my way to feeling like I'm in heaven while I'm still living on earth. It'll be a better heaven for me anyway, less judgement and rules that don't make sense for my life than the "other" heaven.

2006-09-06 09:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Satan as a spirit creature is invisible to humans. Unless he clothes himself in a human body which he can't do anymore after the flood. How do you know what he looks like?
If you are Muslim you are going to heaven and have 70 Virgins waiting for you. Does that make you feel better?
If someone saying it makes it true, then clean up before you die.
Interesting to know, what does Satan look like?

2006-09-06 09:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

silly you... why did you made satan-shaped cookies in the 1st place, anyway?... & no, i don't think that just bcoz u made satan-shaped cookies & accidentally bruned them doesnt mean you're going to heaven. not unless you've been a good boy that is. lol.

2006-09-06 09:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by DruNkStripPeR 3 · 0 0

LMAO! Burnt, satan-shaped cookies.....just how they were meant to be!!

2006-09-06 09:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL nothing could be more ironic. That depends on whether or not you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior or not. You don't worship satan do you?

2006-09-06 09:54:50 · answer #6 · answered by flip103158 4 · 0 0

"Dig through the ditches and Burn Through the WITCHES..and slam in the back of my dragula"....to Quote Rob Zombie...i agree with the other guy... its gotta be the witches you burn

2006-09-06 09:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by createdbydefault 2 · 0 0

Only if they still taste good.

2006-09-06 09:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by jennybeanses 3 · 0 0

No, you have to burn witches, thats the trick!

2006-09-06 09:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by abc 2 · 1 0

i had those before except the werent burn

2006-09-10 09:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by Z ten 3 · 0 0

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