Mine is.....
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
2006-09-06 02:37:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I had to pick the funniest, I would pick YOURs...I love the carrot thing...too funny.
2006-09-06 03:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by sewshawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A black man walks into a pet store & see's this strange looking bird & asks the owner what it is.
The owner says "It's a parrot and it can talk" "His name is "Polly"
The black man looks at the Parrot and says "Polly wanna cracker?"
The Parrot just stares...
The black man again says a bit louder "PoLLy WanNa CraCKer?"
And the Parrot just looks on
The black man yells "I said POLLY WANNA CRACKER?"
And the Parrot looks at the black man and says "African American wants a watermelon?"
(funnier if you do it in a parrot voice along with not being PC)
2006-09-06 02:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did 1 snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
2006-09-06 03:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by malfonzobonzo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 fine day, Power Ranger saw Doraemon. Power Ranger says hi but Doraemon didn't reply. Why?
Ans: Doraemon does not have any ears:) LOL
2006-09-06 03:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by Greez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals eating a clown and one says to the other "Does this taste funny?"
2006-09-06 03:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did the baker know hed stepped on a bun?
because the current ran up his leg um ha ha sidesplitting well nearly
2006-09-06 02:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by bestofintent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, its not a cracker joke but i have a joke,
phone is a form of communication, love is a form of emotion, and a friend for me is a form of.......
Good Taste!!!
2006-09-06 04:06:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a 500lb gorilla with bananas in his ears?
anything you want, he can't hear you!
(sorry its awful but its about as good as it gets!)
2006-09-06 03:37:23 · answer #8 · answered by gingerlion20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats black and white and eats like a horse
a zebra
2006-09-06 04:06:53 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a FISH with no EYE?
Answer: a FSH!
loL!
2006-09-06 02:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋