I have a court hearing tomorrow and I want to impress the judge.
2006-09-06 02:10:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Home Schooling
In one day?
Ambitious of you. That takes balls.
Which would certainly be safer than chainsaws, but admittedly, not as impressive.
Have you considered a happy medium? Perhaps poison-tipped lawn darts?
If you insist on sticking with the chainsaw thing, I'd suggest "Stumpy's Juggling Academy (and croissants)" in Topeka, Kansas. Stumpy can't really teach by example, or even demonstrate, being armless as well as "ambulatorily challenged". However, he can see pretty well, as long as you're within about three feet of him, and he's an absolute whiz at talking you through the process. Oh, and the croissants are excellent.
One tip....when he offers you the insurance after you've filled out your next-of-kin information......TAKE IT.
2006-09-06 05:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have started schooling a long time ago. Start with balls, then rings, then pins, daggers, and then chain saws. That's the usual order it's learned in. However, if you really feel you want to impress the judge.....you might try being polite and leave the court jester at home.
2006-09-06 02:17:51 · answer #2 · answered by Shadow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would suggest "Lefty ' s School of Chainsaw Juggling and Blood Bank"
2006-09-06 05:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by russ k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny I was at an armless persons convention last week and I met people looking for students to teach chainsaw juggling too, they expressed sadness it was a lost art
2006-09-06 02:17:16 · answer #4 · answered by Joe M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just pick them up and try it. What have you got to lose?
:) <--- smiley face included as an aid for the sarcasm impaired
2006-09-08 10:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Blueghost73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Circus of Death training school in transyvania
2006-09-06 02:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by cheeky_delinquent 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leatherface
2006-09-06 02:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by p-nut butter princess 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great, if you bring chain saws into court, they will charge you with bring weapons into the court.
2006-09-06 02:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go to your local prosthetic shop and ask the owner if he knows anyone.
2006-09-06 02:12:15 · answer #9 · answered by Poppies_rule 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The circus.
2006-09-06 02:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Michael S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋