A rabbit goes into a butchers and says to the butcher "excuse me, mate, got any carrots?" The butcher shakes his head and says "sorry sir we only sell meat, you need the greengrocers down the road." So the rabbit hops off. Half an hour later he returns. "Excuse me, mate, got any carrots?" he asks. " I've already told you we only sell meat" says the butcher "go to the greengrocers down the road." And the rabbit hops off. Half an hour later he's back again "Excuse me mate, got any carrots?" he asks. " No I bloody haven't" shouts the now very angry butcher, "and if you ask me once more today I'm gong to nail your ears to my wall!" So the rabbit hops away. An hour passes and the rabbit returns. "excuse me mate, got any nails?" he asks "No" says the butcher. "Oh good", says the rabbit "got any carrots?"
2006-09-06 01:55:51 · 15 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! like it,
A rabbit goes into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a toasted cheese sandwich and the next day he's back and asks for a bacon sandwich, this continues for weeks on end and everyday he has a different sandwich then his daily visits to the pub stop.
Weeks later the ghost of the rabbit walks in and the landlord says "We've been missing you, why did you die?"
to which the rabbit replies
"Mixed me toasties"
2006-09-06 02:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly Rabbit Jokes
2016-12-14 20:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha slightly amusing. i have a rabbit joke.
there was two men in a car driving down a country lane and suddenly the car hits something, the men stop teh car and get out to see what they hit. at teh back of the car on the road is a rabbit. they go over and check to see if its still alive.. its not. the driver says to the other man 'get the gold can out of my boot' the man goes to get the gold can and comes back. the driver sprays it over the rabbit and after a few mintues the rabbit gets up and waves.. the men wave back. the rabbit runs off up a hill, stops and waves again, the men wave back. the rabbit turns and waves again. the men wave back. the rabbit runs off and then waves again then shortly disappears. the man said to the driver ' what was in that gold can?' the driver replied ' it was hare-spray with a permanent wave!'
2006-09-06 22:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by sam_j_watts 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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A rabbit goes into a butchers and says to the butcher "excuse me, mate, got any carrots?" The butcher shakes his head and says "sorry sir we only sell meat, you need the greengrocers down the road." So the rabbit hops off. Half an hour later he returns. "Excuse me, mate,...
2015-08-19 03:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is silly joke, this so called rabbit joke.
2006-09-06 01:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's still a winner
2006-09-06 02:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 much 2 read
2006-09-06 02:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by hi there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that before but the rabbot was a duck and the carrots were bread instead.
funny tho
2006-09-06 01:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Senorita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2016-03-15 04:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tish ,,
you " tish me "
dont do it again ...
this is realy gooooooooooooooood
have a nice day ( or miserable it doesnt matter )
girl kicker
2006-09-07 19:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋