A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
2006-09-06 01:34:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you that put a smile on my face today :)
2006-09-06 01:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by me! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-09-06 08:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by xkitenx1982 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of folks have never been to a theatre with a balcony (but it's still a good joke)
2006-09-06 08:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10 points to you
2006-09-06 08:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by Tony Hi_teck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.Still funny although it's an old one.
2006-09-06 08:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! Good one.
2006-09-06 08:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by preciouspurplesequoia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Very good!
2006-09-06 08:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a town in America???
Kidding!
2006-09-06 08:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute clean joke
2006-09-06 08:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor!!
2006-09-06 08:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by jimmysaxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋