Parents or Grandparents . What is the funniest thing you remember that your child or grand child has done ?

Answer 1

My baby is not quite a year old as we wheel through the grocery store.

Suddenly the child lets out this old man belch, a real pot grumbler.

Everyone looks to me. I point to my daughter and people are now mad at me that I would blame such a cute little child with such a hideous burp.

My wife knew, but felt nothing I said or she said would convince them otherwise

Answer 2

When my second was a newborn, we were in the hospital waiting room waiting for a bilirubin test. His older brother, just turned 2, climbed up on a chair in the waiting room and set off the fire alarm... as all the lights were flashing, sirens went off and the hospital went into lockdown, he pointed up at the alarm and said 'Light On, Light On'....

Through all this my wife stayed quietly on the other side of the room with my newborn leaving me and my two year old to 'enjoy' all the attention...

Answer 3

Once when I was driving the car, my son was trying to tell me a story that he felt was very important, and he wanted me to look in the back seat. I kept telling him that I couldn't and I was looking in the rear view mirror, but he insisted that I turn around.
Well, I lost my patience and said "Honey I cannot turn my head all the way around like that. I am not an owl!" After a long pause, he said, quietly, "It'd be cool if you were."

Answer 4

Last year at preschool for Thanksgiving (my son was 3), the entire class was really quiet. Very loudly, my son yells to his teacher, "Miss Elizabeth, you know what? My daddy says bad words ALL the time." The entire room full of parents busted out laughing. He goes to a Methodist preschool.

Answer 5

My son is two, so everything he does is hilarious. Last night my hubby was talking to me about something, and called someone an a hole. Well, my son looked at him and said, "No, daddy. You are an a hole." And then he looked at him with this disappointed face that he makes all to often. He turns his head to the side, and looks at you out of the corner of his eye with his mouth off to one side. My hubby and I looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh. I told him not to call daddy that anymore, but really it was his own fault for cussing in front of him in the first place. But that was really funny.

Answer 6

there was a story circulating in england where a mother was telling off her young child for beeing naughty in the bank.she apparently said to him be quiet or ill tell daddy ,or something like that to which the boy replied and ill tell nanny i saw you kissing daddys pee pee.she left the bank real quick as everybody was listening as her son was making such a fuss.this is something i read in the news paper.

Answer 7

my kids do funny things all the time, however it wasn't funny at the time, but kinda is now- my first traumatic moment as a mom- my 2 year old stuck a piece of cereal (the crunchberry kind) up her nose- I went to pull it out- and when I did she pulled her head back and sniffed up into the bridge of her nose- so I started freaking out- she could breathe and she was pretty much acting fine- But I was calling everyone I knew about what to do- and my ex mother-in law- suggested putting her in the bath splashing some water up her nose so she will sneeze it out- tried all of that nothing worked, finally had to take her to the doc- to get it out- he kindly reminded me- that when cereal gets wet it expands- I was like duh!! I knew that- so - that's one thing

Answer 8

My niece was once so tired while eating french fries that she bit her finger. It was funny way after the fact.

Answer 9

As my wife was pregnant with my son, we consulted a gynecologist for the first preventive medical checkup.We've taken our daughter(she was 3years old) along with us and the doctor started an ultra-sonic examination,then he putted my daughter on his lap and explained her the pictures on the screen.After that, we visited my parents-in-law and as we entered their flat, my daughter shouted:"Granny,Granny, the uncle doctor made Mummy a baby in the belly!"
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As my son was a little boy of 3 years of age, we were sitting in the kitchen. Suddenly he starts to taunt me:"Daddy is bald, Daddy is bald!" I stopped him to taunt me and explained:"Listen, as you were born, you looked like your Grandpa, as he was born.And you looked like me, as I was born.Now you are 3 years old and looks like my Dad, as he was 3 years old and you looks like me,as I was 3 years of age. And if you'll reach my currently age,you'll look like me now!" He jumped like a jack-in-the-box in the living-room and shouted:" Mummy,Mummy, I won't became such a ugly guy like Daddy!!"