2006-09-06 01:13:37 · 22 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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*SUGA-POP*
*suga-pop......
2006-09-06 04:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
For The Kids...
A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day!
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams!
What does "Maximum" mean?
A very big mother!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Why is perfume obedient?
Because it is scent wherever it goes!
What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile!
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting!
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A bat mat!
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz!
What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
He called it "Gnome Sweet Gnome"!
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
Do you know the time?
No, we haven't met yet!
What sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
A kipper!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck!
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers!
Did you hear about the man who had BO on one side only?
He bought Right Guard, but couldn't find any Left Guard!
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
2006-09-06 08:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?!
2006-09-06 08:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by oz_gurl2005 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knocking on heaven's door.....oh oh yeah yeah yeah
2006-09-06 08:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by waterfall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one there
2006-09-06 08:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr and Mrs who
2006-09-06 11:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by jummybaibey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-09-06 09:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theresa
Theresa who?
Trees are green
2006-09-06 08:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alloy.
Alloy who?
Alloy who makes your wheels bling up!!!
2006-09-06 08:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little old lady
little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel
2006-09-06 08:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anger
anger who?
the worest one
2006-09-06 09:48:49 · answer #11 · answered by hi there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋