I absolutely love preaching to people who don't really want to listen.
I love feeling better than everyone else. Hypocrisy is my friend!
I'm constantly threatening to send my friends to hell when they disagree with something I say, or even worse, try to confused me with logic and rational thinking.
I have a prediliction towards young boys and I enjoy dressing up in women's clothes.
Is this the perfect job for me or what?
2006-09-06 00:08:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan's demonic tool? I think that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Seriously, I'm welling up.
2006-09-06 00:40:04 · update #1
You already have a job. Satan's demonic tool.
2006-09-06 00:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by Pashur 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2006-09-06 07:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by Deep 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont think that you can be a good priest you need more tolerance more knowledge for such a sort of job.
2006-09-07 07:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by creed 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. It sounds like satire above. This does not sound like it is the call of God on your life to do this.
2006-09-06 08:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congatulation, you have just listed all the qualities one needs to be a seminary reject.
2006-09-06 07:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by WC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sound over qualified...
You need to dumb down a little
2006-09-06 08:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sound just like my priest apart from the molesting children part.
2006-09-06 07:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow up !
2006-09-06 07:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a suicide bomber....I hear they're hiring, but the benefits suck... as do you.
2006-09-06 07:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
troll reported
2006-09-06 07:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋