Because I sure as Hell need the money.
no pun intended.
(okay it WAS intended... just answer the Damn question) no pun intended again.....
2006-09-05 20:16:03 · 16 answers · asked by anonymoususer987876 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don`t need a website to find satan , you have your own mind !! An idle mind is the devils` workshop !! Mark 8:36 ..... For what shall it profit a man , if he shall gain the whole world , and lose his own soul ? .... 1 Timothy 6:10 For the "love" of money is the root of all evil : which while some coveted after , they have erred from the faith , and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. Proverbs 28 : 6..... Better is the poor who walketh in his uprightness , than he that is perverse in his ways , though he be rich .... I am not preaching to you , just letting you know what God says` about the desire to be rich . You have your "free will " , and your choices are yours . However I urge you to remember that is better to be poor for a lifetime here on earth , and be rich for eternity with the Lord in heaven , than to be rich here on earth and your soul be worthless for eternity with satan. May you find Peace through understanding..
2006-09-05 21:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not very bright, so get a job, if you can. Satan does not have a website, and he probably would not want your soul anyway. No pun intended.
2006-09-06 03:20:35 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all...Your soul is not yours to sell...2nd of all I think that you should read the "instruction manuel" before you make that kind of decison! No amount of money is worth an eternal separation from all that you LOVE!
(Ezekiel 18:4 "Behold, all souls are Mine;) There are MUCH better ways to get money than concidering "THAT" option! May you seek that answer!
2006-09-06 03:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by maranatha132 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Church of Satan does in fact have a website ... but they won't pay you for your soul ... in fact, they make you pay to join their "church." You have to pay to join, and you have to pay for an eternity in hell, sounds like a great deal.
2006-09-06 03:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what? Your soul isn't yours to give away. It belongs to God. Satan sure doesn't want it. If it's hell you're after, don't worry, you're on your way.
2006-09-06 03:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by Discotheque 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for.
How much do you need? Maybe we can do some fund raising here for your needs. Just recant what you've just said.
2006-09-06 03:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Frontal Lobe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOT SOME SAD NEWS FOR YOU DUMMIE YOUR SOUL DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU THEREGO YOU CANNOT SELL IT NO MATTER HOW MANY WEBSITES YOU TRY TO FIND THE DEVIL GETS YOU AFTER GOD TOSSES YOU OUT AND YOU GET ZILCH TAKE ALONG SOME BBQ SAUCE YOU WILL NEED IT
2006-09-06 04:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by jk poet 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was legitimately curious over this question, so I looked. This comes as a surprise, but the third link is a business acronym, so if you can work there you could literally strike it rich working for Satan!
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geutMXdv5EXr4AfgdXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE3ZzRsM3R1BGNvbG8DZQRsA1dTMQRwb3MDNgRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANGNzU0XzExMA--/SIG=1184nc21m/EXP=1157613463/**http%3a//www.satan.lt/
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geutMXdv5EXr4AagdXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE3MHFuc2JhBGNvbG8DZQRsA1dTMQRwb3MDMwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANGNzU0XzExMA--/SIG=11hsi1v49/EXP=1157613463/**http%3a//www.churchofsatan.com/
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geutMXdv5EXr4AcQdXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE3OGNobXIwBGNvbG8DZQRsA1dTMQRwb3MDNARzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANGNzU0XzExMA--/SIG=11ikqqf75/EXP=1157613463/**http%3a//www.porcupine.org/satan
2006-09-06 03:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Em 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We won't take your soul, as those are worthless!
http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html
2006-09-06 03:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give you 10 pts for it.
2006-09-06 03:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋