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A news reporter gets news that 101 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya

2006-09-05 19:54:51 · 9 answers · asked by sameer_pasha4 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

if u dint under stand the joke for language purpose add comment ther i will try to put in english language

2006-09-05 20:01:48 · update #1

9 answers

lol
thats nice

2006-09-05 19:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

O Sardar tuse thee? Lagee rahoo Padshao!

2006-09-05 22:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0 0

Good one

2006-09-05 19:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mein Hoon Na 7 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-09-05 19:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by jake cigar™ is retired 7 · 0 0

It's an ol' joke

2006-09-05 20:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0 0

ok

2006-09-05 19:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by big b 5 · 0 0

:( i didnt get it

2006-09-09 19:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

um..... i dint get it.

2006-09-05 19:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by bluestarbunny 2 · 0 0

Huh.. translate translate... dun understand.. please!

2006-09-05 20:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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