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In the after life, being couped up with a bunch of illegals trying to cross the border to heaven.

2006-09-05 19:47:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

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hell is having your next door neighbor be hispanic then both your down stair neighbors be hispnic do you know what its like they have like thirty family members in a one bedroom apartment then they turn on that gay loud *** booming beaner music oh my god and they are illegals they have so many annoying kids and they don't even take care of them or care how loud they yell or cry i want to call immigration it wasn't like this a couple years ago please go back to mexico

2006-09-05 22:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by terri l 2 · 2 3

Hello Juan_Valdez

If you are asking about the hell that people go to after death and are tormented for ever and ever, it does not exsit.


There is no ever burning hell


For the most part I continue to be somewhat amazed as to the beliefs of inteltigent living, breathing, thinking, reasoning ( or capable of thinking ) beings.
It truely is mind boggling as to what people believe without study or research into the validity of the things which they are told or taught. Most people that call themselves christian believe there is a place that is called hell that has an everburning fire. They believe because they have been taught from the time they were small children that such a place does exsit. A place where upon death, evil people are forced to go and are tormented eternally with a fire that is seemingly destitute of the power to burn up or destroy or even blister. Would a God that say's he is love (1John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.) really assign such a penalty upon a person which was of his own creation? A place that does not destroy, a place that iis only capable of mentally tormenting for ever and ever. A place that is controled by a person wearing a red body suit with a long tail which has a trident on the end.

The English word hell is written 23 times in the New Testament King James version. It is translated 11 time from the Greek word hades {hah'-dace} which means grave.
It is translated 12 times from the greek word geenna {gheh'-en-nah} which should have been rendered "Gehenna" or "Gehenna of fire". ". This was originally the valley of Hinnom, south of Jerusalem, where the filth and dead animals of the city were cast out and burned; a fit symbol of the wicked and their future destruction.
It is the place of the future punishment of those that will not enter into the Kingdom of God. A one time punishment not an eternial punishing.

An Italian Florentine poet, Durante degli Alighieri, better known as Dante Alighieri or just Dante, June 1, 1265 – September 13/14, 132, created the idea of the hell that is taught to the world. Through his stage play la Divina Commedia (The Divine Comedy) the whole world has been and is being decived about a place that does not exist nor will it ever come into being.. The Divine Comedy describes Dante's journey through Hell (Inferno), Purgatory (Purgatorio), and Paradise (Paradiso). It was only a play, the works of the imagination of a man. However the Roman Catholic Church took the idea and ran with it and has long since convinced an unsuspecting world that
the writings of Dante are indeed an acurate rendition of a place of eternal punishing of all evil people. God is in total disagreement with the Catholic Church and all other that preach and teach that there is an ever burning hell, a place of eternal punishing, a place where the evil go after death.


Malachi 4:1 For, behold, the day is coming, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yes, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day thats coming shall burn them up, say's the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.
Malachi 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and you shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
Malachi 4:3 And you shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, say's the LORD of hosts.

Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Rev 20:5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
Rev 20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

2006-09-05 20:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by popeye 4 · 1 2

Definition of hell: Being stuck behind a smelly 400lb woman at the library who has an @ss the size of Texas and she's wearing spandex pants and a crop top.

2006-09-05 20:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by drug.induced.nightmare 1 · 2 0

No way.

Hell equates to being epoxied to a chair FOREVER, forced to field stupid questions 24/7/365 without so much as a one-time-only bathroom break.

That would be it.

2006-09-05 19:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Hell is a one-legged cat trying to bury its turd on a frozen pond.

2006-09-05 20:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by galacticsleigh 4 · 1 0

For a second I thought you were going to talk about an old girlfriend.

2006-09-05 19:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

nahhhh... the definition of hell is.... a one armed man hanging of a cliff with itchy balls.

hehehe.

2006-09-05 19:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by TJGOLDSTEIN 2 · 4 0

living everyday in a country that is being taken advantage of by a bunch of worthless lazy spicks

2006-09-05 19:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

It's Life Without God!!

2006-09-05 19:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbee108666 2 · 4 1

Guess Hell is whatever you make it.

2006-09-05 19:52:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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