One day this old lady walks into the doctor s office and is shown into a room. When the doctor comes in and asks what the problem is she answers, "I have awful gas, but it doesn t bother me. You see, it s completely silent, and doesn t smell at all."
So the doctor, after examining her thoroughly gives her some pills and tells her to take one everyday and come back in a week.
So the old lady comes back, and when the doctor asks if her problem is any better she replies, "Well I don t know what you gave me but now my gas smells terribly!"
The doctor replies "Well now that we ve got your sinuses cleared up let s work on your hearing!"
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2006-09-05
19:47:27
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