My gf was playing around and used baby oil to slide one of her rings over my soft penis, but now we cant get it back off. When she tries to remove it, I start to get hard and its very painful because its pinching my penis. Will the doctor have to cut the ring off?
2006-09-05 18:51:36 · 11 answers · asked by rob 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG! I'm sorry!
You have to remove it... not her.... dunderhead! of course you get hard when a girl touches it! Go to the bathroom and tell her to leave you alone. Play some angry music... watch some baseball... take a cold shower.... put soap on it, and slide it off!
It's all fun and games till someone gets a woody!
2006-09-05 18:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by jennilaine777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's a small dick,even if it's soft.....a ring? Unless ur gf has super chunky fingers...in all seriousness,I'd reccomend going to the ER or Urgent Care if you could wait. They'll prolly cut it off,or u could have ur girl look for something that could cut it off
2006-09-06 01:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by *Juicy Princess* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got on, so it can come back off. You're going to have to do it, not your girlfriend! Like the simpsons episode..."think un-sexy thoughts" Use some baby oil, distract your self and take it off.
2006-09-06 02:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lanna B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok Tiny, you better get serious or the thing is gonna go necrotic from lack of blood and they will have to cut it off. Go with the ice water and soap and no help from your girlfriend.
2006-09-06 02:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by hankthecowdog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget the doctor. Call Lorena Bobbit, she will get the job done for free and not charge you a cent. AND...she will bring her own chopping tools too!
2006-09-06 02:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest firestation, they have a ring cutter and they will get a good laugh over this.....
2006-09-06 02:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess.... the doctor might have to cut the "..." to take the ring off........
go to sleep, and ask ur gf to wait till the thing goes limb, and she can take it off, wake you up and play more weird games.. ha ha
2006-09-06 02:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by crayons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH my holy hell you are in a situation arent you !!!! dude get that ring off of there before your thing falls off . sorry it isnt funny but thatnks for the chuckle !!!
2006-09-06 01:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by i_wanna_be_your_babygirl_tonite2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not having any babies!
Think of Tubgirl. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up. or go to meatspin.com. Lolz, what a night you're going to have.
2006-09-06 02:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jake M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start thinking bad thoughts...walking in on parents...or other reletive...cold, cold water. They do tell stories at the ER!!! good luck.
2006-09-06 01:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by Country 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋