YAH! blonde joke got ur attention, huh? lol
here it is....
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2006-09-05 18:27:10 · 13 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny one)
2006-09-05 18:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, that's pretty funny. And now here's my favorite blonde joke for you: A blonde gets into a car accident. She obviously dazed and confused. A policeman comes over and says "Ma'am, I need to make sure you're OK. How many fingers do I have up?" and the blonde says "Oh my God, I must be paralyzed from the waist down. I don't feel a thing!!!!"
2006-09-06 01:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by schenzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you have 2 accounts, huh?
Heard the joke before...thanks for the smile though.
2006-09-06 01:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by Gothic Martha™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh. Now, here's one for you!
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
Blonde woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft
as your breast,I know you'll forgive me.
" She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
2006-09-06 01:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw your joke on your other account because this was the second time i read it.
2006-09-06 03:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-09-06 01:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by poutypitbull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-06 01:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ya!
2006-09-06 01:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by brown 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny!
2006-09-06 01:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by brendalyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..funny joke..thxx.:)
2006-09-06 01:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋