It appears to be a paradoy of "intelligent design" Is anyone offended by the absudity of equating Bob with a flying meatball.
2006-09-05 17:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Marisa & Laurence D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM is the diety of the pastafarians. This cult is based on science not on faith. It consists mostly of scientists and philosophers who meet on a Friday. FSM looks like a big octopus with noodly appendages.It resembles spaghetti and meatballs. .Founded by Bobby Henderson, a computer expert,who's deemed as the prophet, in Dec,2005, he advocated to have this taught in science classrooms as an alternative theory to the intelligent design. He encourages the followers to wear full pirate regalia. He proposes to buy a pirate ship so this religion can be spread.
2006-09-05 21:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should ALL live by the 'Not Commandments, Suggestions'
I. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
II. Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?
III. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
IV. Hey, try not to buy too much useless crap, OK?
V. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.
VI. Thou ought not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor ought thou allow such cans into thy homes.
VII. Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding.
VIII. Thou shalt not feel guilty for feeling good.
IX. Thou shalt remember that all the peoples of the Earth are equally My Creatures. When thee worship strippers, always show thy monetary appreciation generously. Remember that midgets are Holy unto Me; thou shalt not overlook them.
X. Thou ought not take thy Pasta in vein. Or artery, for that matter.
XI. Thou ought ever seek to improve thy Pasta, to more closely approach the Divine Noodliness.
XII. Thou ought beware those who claim to have achieved Noodly Perfection, for they are False Chefs whose claims of the Perfect Recipe will lead thee astray.
May you be touched by His noodly appendage, RAmen
2006-09-05 17:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever.
RAmen.
Blessings )O(
2006-09-05 17:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bob is a false god!
I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen!
2006-09-05 17:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarians ROCK.
2006-09-05 18:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by ethical_atheist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, there are many Pastafarians in this section.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen =)
2006-09-05 17:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've eaten more spaghetti than anyone else on the planet.. hands down.
2006-09-05 17:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it makes just as much sense as other things in this world that people choose to believe.
2006-09-05 17:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by meKrystle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was touched by a "noodly appendage" last night.....
Just not sure it was the FSM's
RAmen.
2006-09-05 17:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the plate I threw
2006-09-05 17:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by pahump1@verizon.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋