Do most guys agree that this is one of the best -- if not THE best -- feeling in the whole, wide world?

Question

OK, lemme set this up. This is the greatest feeling.

Picture: You're badly in need of a shower. It's been awhile and you're slimy & scummy. Perhaps you took a steamy (BEEP!) earlier and it was such an UNclean break that the President had the area around your toilet declared a disaster and qualified it for federal funding. You're ridiculously tired. Perhaps you pulled an all-nighter last night and your eyes are almost crossing from lack of sleep. You haven't shaved in three weeks and what used to be maddeningly itchy is now painfully sore and prickly. It's winter, and the house is very cold. Your extremities hurt from the chill.

Then: You take a LONG, HOT shower. The hot water never dissipates in the slightest. More soap than you need. You shave in the shower and your face is baby-smooth. Your skin is pink from the water's heat. You lay your face down on a FRESH pillowcase and get under the covers of a warm electric blanket. You could sleep for 30 hours before you're due anywhere.

Hey, I didn't say you haven't bathed in three weeks, just that you hadn't SHAVED (your face) in three weeks.

Answer 1

dang thats nice but wheres the girl

Answer 2

Oh goodness lol. I guess it would feel really good, but I'm never gonna go that long without showering.

Answer 3

the end is good but its not worth the three weeks

Answer 4

if you bath more than once a month it wouldnt be that big a deal

Answer 5

You know, I was thinking the same thing, but in my fantasy, I also saw two free points coming in. I wonder how.......................

Answer 6

to make it the best I would have to have my wife next to me, at least until i go to sleep

Answer 7

u have too much time on your hands