If I am to be "born-again" does that mean that I have to crawl back into my mother's vagina?

Answer 1

I crawl into your mothers vagina all of the time, it is nothing you want to do unless you are drunk or just plain hard up.

Answer 2

I shudder for the poor woman who has a fully grown person try to climb back inside her via har vagina. There isn't an epidural big enough.

You could stick your toes in there and and act like the rest of you already came out.

Answer 3

Born again, means giving up the bad stuff in your life and living for God. A spiritual re-birth. Not a physical birth.

Answer 4

Funny, that's EXACTLY what the first person who heard the words "born again" asked Jesus!!!

And I quote:

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"How can a man be born when he is old?" Nicodemus asked. "Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother's womb to be born!"

5Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. 6Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit[b] gives birth to spirit. 7You should not be surprised at my saying, 'You[c] must be born again.' 8The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."

9"How can this be?" Nicodemus asked.

10"You are Israel's teacher," said Jesus, "and do you not understand these things? 11I tell you the truth, we speak of what we know, and we testify to what we have seen, but still you people do not accept our testimony. 12I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things? 13No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.[d] 14Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the desert, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, 15that everyone who believes in him may have eternal life.[e]

16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[f] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.[g] 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."

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What it means is... that if you think that you are going to get into heaven or achieve lasting peace by being perfect, morally upright and doing good deeds all the time, you're WRONG.

Instead you must be born of the SPIRIT and that is what many of the israelites forgot about the nature of G-d, at the time. They thought goodness was something that could be earned. Instead it is an immaterial thing, an attitude, a spiritual reality, an abstract thing that comes of your soul, not your outward actions, your clothing, your good deeds, or being perfect. It actually comes from inside, by being in the right "spiritual place" with G-d.

So he was saying, hey folks, you gotta START ALL OVER, if you think that you're going to earn your way in the door. You have to be completely re-booted. Born again.

Answer 5

Being born again is being born spiritually. You already were born of water when you came out of your mother's belly.

To be born again you need to believe in Jesus Christ & confess Him LORD. God gives you spiritual birth. You are then born of God.

The first man, Adam became a living soul. The last Adam (Jesus), became a life-giving spirit.


markgarret has a true answer.

Answer 6

You seem to think you are original, but a man asked Jesus how it was possible to go back into his mother's womb in order to be born again. Jesus treated his question seriously. You are born once physically--by water, but you must be born again--this time spiritually through the blood of Jesus Christ.

Answer 7

Jesus answers this directly when someone, unlike you, asks the same question sincerely:(comments in brackets).

John 3:1-7 says, "There was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews. This man came to Jesus by night and said to him, 'Rabbi, we know that You are a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs [miracles] that You do unless God is with him.' Jesus answered and said to him, 'Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one [notice Jesus said "one" and not just "you"] is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.' Nicodemus said to him, 'How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother's womb and be born?' Jesus answered, 'Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born of water [the first physical birth - a woman's water breaks when going into labor and giving birth] and the Spirit [the second spiritual birth], he cannot enter the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh [the physical birth is just that, only physical], and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit [the second birth is spiritual]. Do not marvel that I said to you, 'You must be born again.'"

Answer 8

Ha Ha funny! Are you sure she'd let you back out if you did?
Actualy this means a spiritual rebirth! You feel like you've started completly over. You change all of your bad habits and replace them with good ones!

Answer 9

ya and not only that ...
you have to hang upside down in that filthy place for 9 months...
and keep praying that your mother does not kill you, just because she had a bad discussion with his boy friend...

If you are sensible, Make full use of this life and go back to God... Don’t wait for another life ...

Answer 10

Nicodemus said to him,`How can anyone be born after having grown old?`...Jesus answered....`What is born of the flesh is flesh, and what is born of the Spirit is spirit.`