Anyone want to hear some more of my funny jokes? These are for all of you that asked for more!?

Question

Sorry, there a few raw ones in here, hope you enjoy, let me know.
>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
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> >A. Ask your mother.
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> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
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> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
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> >driving.
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> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
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> >A. A mechanic!

> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
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> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
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> >donuts.
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> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
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> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
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> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
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> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
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> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
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> >A. A battery has a positive side.

> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
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> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
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> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
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> >his sleep.
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> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
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> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
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> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
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> >A: Hair balls.

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> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
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> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

Answer 1

Suicide Blondes

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.

Suddenly, the officer notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"

The blonde answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."

Answer 2

Ha ha! I loved the ones about the nudist colony!

Answer 3

i love the first one i'll tell everyone i see
LMAO. Thanx for those. Some oldies but goodies and some new ones (for me).
lol..not bad! keep them coming ..cheers^^

Answer 4

I'm at work and meant to be working, so I have to cover my mouth to avoid laughing out loud!! I love them, keep em coming

Answer 5

good 1 put a anther 1

Answer 6

man goes into bar. large jar of money on counter.whats the money for?asks the man. anyone who can make that donkey in the corner laugh gets the money. man thkes donkey into bathroom. man and donkey come out and donkey is laughing . man gets money and leaves. The next week same man comes into bar again. large jar of money on counter again. Man asks about jar of money.. If you make the donkey cry you get the money. man takes donkey into bathroom. both come out and donkey is crying. Man gets money. Bartender demands to know how man made donkey laugh and then cry. Man replyes: first I told donkey that my wanger was bigger than his and he laughed. This week to make him cry I showed him.

Answer 7

LMAO. Thanx for those. Some oldies but goodies and some new ones (for me).

Answer 8

i love the first one i'll tell everyone i see

Answer 9

You will get hosed for thses, but they are funny

Answer 10

oldies but goodies! i love them!