husband and wife sitting in diner when large breasted woman comes in. wife says to husband; i wish my breast were that big. Husband tells wife to rub tissue between breast every day. wife ask how this works. Husband replys, you have been doing that to your butt for years and it is growing like a champ.
2006-09-05 17:20:51 · 7 answers · asked by old hippy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldy but a goody
2006-09-05 17:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by jcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. that just too funny......
ther's 1 for u enjoy
Sex Styles ***
Dentists do it orally
Cops do it with cuffs
DJ's do it on request
Truckers do it in the road
Soldiers do it under orders
Detectives do it under cover
Australians do it Down Under
Zoologists do it with animals
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Engineers do it to specification
Garbagemen *** twice a week
Chess players check their Mates
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Housewives do it for an allowance
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Bankers do it with interest, Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
2006-09-06 01:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...thx here's 1 for you enjoy...:)
A lady walks into a tatto parlor and says "I want
a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right
leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a
tattoo of a Christmas tree"
The guy doing the tattoo goes "Why do you want
tattoos of those things". The lady replies with
"Well because my husband always complains that
there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas"
2006-09-06 00:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats nice
2006-09-06 04:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha3! well, you made me laugh with your joke! that's quite gud!
2006-09-06 00:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by danieldenzel2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. that just too funny......
2006-09-06 00:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by de_dark_angel71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-06 10:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋