2006-09-05 17:00:49 · 19 answers · asked by Chuck Dhue 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But Wait?
Wasn't satan a male angel? And Jesus Male too?
Something doesn't add up.
2006-09-05 17:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Mister Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-09 14:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numero uno: Both are males so they are not made to carry a child.
Numero dos: Neither Jesus or Satan procreated ever (much less with one another.)
Numero tres: gods is not capitalized. There is only one God and he disproves of this question I'm sure.
Think of more intelligent questions in the future.
Thank You
2006-09-06 00:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by M N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO JESUS BECAME A MAN TO FORGIVE OUR SIN AND SATAN IS A FALLEN ANGEL who love to make us sin. Therefore JESUS would never be with him. Also JESUS could not be with anyone or he would not have been or be the prefect lamb white as snow.
READ the BIBLE and you would not ask a STUPID question.
2006-09-06 00:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by wagg62003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, this place hardly ever gets boring. If Jesus and Satan had a baby together (gee, aren't they both "guys"?), it would be called HUMAN.
2006-09-06 00:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering they are both male, how is it exactly that they will conceive this baby? If there couldn't realistically be a baby then why on earth would it be named anything. Are you bored or what? Come on, at least ask realistic questions please!
2006-09-06 00:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Carolyn T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that's impossible, because Jesus hates gay people and thinks they should all rot in hell.. so Jesus can't be a homo and have sex with Satan! Get your Christian facts straight. Oh and they are FACTS.. don't ever tell someone that they aren't. They'll just preach to you and tell you you're going to hell.
2006-09-06 00:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow...one of them will be rich as a male can't have kids and the first one that does so naturally will inhereit quite a bit of estate from a deceased rich guy who didn't want his family to get it.
Does this question support gay marriage? or gay adoption?
2006-09-06 00:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one is preggers?
Uh, NO!
BTW - El Elyon is the God of all Gods!!! The LORD is His name!
2006-09-06 00:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two male beings cannot have a baby together
2006-09-06 00:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋