They are like gnomes, but they are parasitic. They remove your kneecap and take it's place. Have you ever thought your kneecap feels like a gnome? I have. They are smaller than most gnomes but they keep you healthy because they live off of your body fat... I think. How else could I stay so fit sitting at my computer all day?
2006-09-05 16:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I always thought that hunger was in my head... you mean that it isn't supposed to be?
2006-09-05 16:54:02 · update #1
I think you have brain gnomes and they are starving.
2006-09-05 16:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gnomes
In Alchemical tradition, gnomes are the elemental spirits of earth. They have the appearance of small, mishapen brown men. They are related to the metal-working dwarves of Greek mythology, and the alchemical characters in the fairy tale Snow White.
Alchemy is an ancient path of spiritual purification and transformation; the expansion of consciousness and the development of insight and intuition through images. Alchemy is steeped in mysticism and mystery. It presents to the initiate a system of eternal, dreamlike, esoteric symbols that have the power to alter consciousness and connect the human soul to the Divine.
2006-09-07 19:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask a Christian to prove to you that knee gnomes DON'T exist.
2006-09-05 23:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my X wife has Butt-gnomes,,,,she started getting all these lumps as she got older,,,,,,,the doctor told her it was cellulite,,,,but I think it was "Butt-gnomes"
2006-09-05 23:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Biker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that explains alot.
2006-09-06 21:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋